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 | » Miss_Amanda said "my birthday's in one month- my birthday's in one month!" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "I'm going turn and walk away, you can wait til I am far along then run and come and catch my arm
and say you'd die if I were gone" |
 | » toebee said "happyhappyjoyjoy" |
 | » Toltech said "It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice." |
| » beercrack said "your bum is soot" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "What's left to hold onto when eveyrthing is lost, everything left upon your lips and disregard caught in your eyes. Everything i give you is a burden to you heart, drop me like the day turns to night, in the darkness i am blind to you once more." |
 | » michaeldino said "pantaloons!!" |
 | » caro said "i miss the days when you where their i miss the days when i knew you cared." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "everyday its the same thing, different faces and no names, places Ive never been before." |
| » PaT_ said "They say time will...
Make all this go away,
But it's time that has taken my tomorrows,
And turned them into yesterdays." |
 | » fukt said "wills snake vs jeffs dog...." |
| » toebee said "yknow when the wind blows in your eyes.. and it makes your eyes water? yeah well I dont believe in that." |
| » michaeldino said "It was the Summer of '69" |
| » fukt said "awe ur too sweet. lol." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "when im not with you, my heart goes to bed." |
 | » cactain_steef said "Eminem is... FUDGE-PACKAH! paki? what?" |
 | » somekid said "I hope you had the time of your life." |
| » toebee said "You do it to yourself, you do, and thats why it hurts. You do it to yourself, its true, you and no one else. You do it to yourself." |
 | » El_Presidente said "You guys are just a bunch of pussies. Specially Jeff" |
| » PaT_ said "if words could only tell..." |
| » Violence_Inc said "My life is not my own" |
| » caro said "all the pain you caused, for no real reason makes me take a step back, hopeing to get my life back on track." |
| » Toltech said "I'm not smilling at you. I'm trying not to laugh." |
| » cactain_steef said "..and i told the bus driver, to suck, a male-donkeys , booty hole! ...wait, i ditent know donkeys had different sexes!! i just thought they had lots and lots of dirty sex!" |
 | » Mico said "Get off the bus, gonna walk,walk,walk, four more blocks, plus the one in my brain." |
| » Violence_Inc said "no" |
| » caro said "you can look me in the eye, and deny that you care, all i can do is continue to stare, words no longer formed in my mind........" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "jesus jeff stop being emo" |
| » Violence_Inc said "you might be just what I need. No i would not change a thing. Been dreaming of this so long, But we only exist in this song ." |
| » Mico said "I gag on thoughts, and vomit to reality." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "killing me softly with his song.." |
| » toebee said "Why are you still on my mind? I thought I lost you far behind.." |
| » julie_eaves said "its not that bad not worse then you thought, he'll always come back as the man you dropped, he'll never come back as the man you loved." |
 | » Godie said "where your from as long as you love mee babyyyyyyy...tutututuuut" |
| » PaT_ said "i dont care what you did, or what you said... you still make me smile." |
| » caro said "take me away, take me a land where rules can be broken, and time doens't matter." |
 | » cloud9ine said "for the longest time, when that song came out, i thought it was 'super orgy port-o-potty'" |
| » cactain_steef said "Super ORGY PORNO PARTY!" |
| » Mico said "Only a fool breaks his own heart..." |
| » G__ said ""what kind of blunt is that?" "Blueberry" "oh, you mean berry" "no, BLUE berry" "yeah berry" "nonono. BLLLLLuebeeeeeeerrrrry" "WHAT!?"" |
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