Oneliners |
 | » Toltech said "Read between the lies." |
 | » fukt said "tro it all up in da air naw... listen to da sound clash riddum." |
 | » daFTWin said "Someone please stop these waterfalls of tears, for I can no longer feel my heart." |
 | » beercrack said "you can take the boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of the boy" |
 | » Mico said "The world is a whore, and she just fucked me." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "you think that bitch is satisfied, then whyd that bitch just page me" |
| » Mico said "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell" |
 | » michaeldino said "love is in the hair" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Push up! You're body next to mine, gotta make that sexy booty mine. Push up! and shake it, baby shake that ass, i love it when you feel like getting nasty." |
 | » toebee said "Trust your intuition. Believe in your decision. Tell fact from fiction. And smash your television. Aim with precision from your steal bar prison. Aim with your pupils, a truthfull look like this often kills." |
| » Toltech said "What's the BFD about HDTV?" |
| » PaT_ said "oh and by the way...thanks" |
 | » cactain_steef said ""my ass is only for two things. mike, and money."" |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "The irony of travel is that, after circling the entire world, one ends up at the same place as where they started." |
| » beercrack said "blinded by myths i see nothing" |
 | » caro said "another day flies by, and images still stuck in my mind, so funny i do find, that times once so happy, could have ever become so crappy." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Bleed your memories from my wrist, my life has become a solem desperation to make you love me like i love you." |
| » caro said "bored bored very very bored..........." |
| » Mico said "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "big black boots, long brown hair, she's so sweet with her get-back stare" |
| » fukt said "love is in the air..." |
| » caro said "with a friend by my side..... i could never lie.... that smile stuck on my face." |
| » toebee said "I'm falling all the way in. I'm fallen." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "please dont you look at me like that, it just makes me want to make u near me, always." |
| » elixireleven said "how many columbians have to die for me to have a good saturday night?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "why cant i breathe whenever i think about u" |
| » Violence_Inc said "a torn asperation leads the blind demons" |
 | » Purple_Lee said "once a bonehead, always a bonehead" |
| » cactain_steef said "you are free to do as we tell you." |
| » toebee said "Let me smash this screen to peices Im having trouble seeing it as it is." |
| » michaeldino said "something about pants" |
| » fukt said "we bring the hotness - MC ID" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "a hat is the answer to any bad hair day" |
| » Violence_Inc said ""this reverse is brought to you by my left foot." - S.E" |
| » caro said "still kinda smilling..... wow." |
| » toebee said "i think i thunk i wasnt dat drunk" |
 | » Ehjay said "why is truth just a lost item in this maze of life??" |
| » wisp said "i'd tell you to shut it, but i don't even care enough to waste my breath." |
| » PookStah said "Your The Answer To My Prayers, But Why Does This Feel So Wrong" |
| » fukt said "jeff everday u hate everything" |
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