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 | » Violence_Inc said "It's so sad i'll never get the chance to love you" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "We were wearing the same shoes. It must be love." |
 | » mikelaicervera said "Peu importe où je suis, il m'arrive de croire que je marche à l'envers dans un monde à l'envers." |
 | » caro said "don't worry the drip will be a lot less rude after i clean it........hahahahha" |
 | » cactain_steef said "you just wanna out-jew us all, dont you" |
 | » michaeldino said "italians are the best" |
| » cactain_steef said "Are you vegan? Well, just your luck, cuz im italian, and You look like you need some SAUSAGE!" |
 | » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Nothing has any meaning beyond that which is within you." |
| » cactain_steef said "so much pointless competition, i try to keep my breath in, just like me, you want all the attention, we coulda been friends, but i turn around, and you put the knife back-in." |
| » PookStah said "i'm not saying im #1..oh im sorry i lied, im number one two three four and five" |
 | » toebee said "Love is just another word for revenge." |
| » Violence_Inc said "in the solem whispers remaining in your voiceless voice, clutching the yesterday's of our tomorrow. In you I have solace." |
 | » Mico said "People seldom do what they believe in. People often just do what is most convenient, then repent." |
| » michaeldino said "If this is pain, Kill me." |
 | » Godie said "Love's no story book.It's an excuse to get hurt,and to hurt.d'you like to hurt? i do,i do.Then hurt me." |
| » michaeldino said "It's Sunday I'm in love" |
| » toebee said "you are the only one who ever really understood me. I'm sorry I never told you how much that means to me." |
| » Mico said "You wouldn't say so much if you had a mouthfull." |
| » caro said "what should i do, what should i say, i don't understand what you want from me." |
| » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itzy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms!" |
| » toebee said "so violent inside" |
| » cactain_steef said "oh, is that a tear in your eye? No, wait, thats just me spitting in it" |
| » michaeldino said "i miss my hair" |
 | » fukt said "the hardest choice is the only choice." |
 | » daFTWin said "Nobody loves me everybody hates me im gonna eat some worms!" |
| » PoiSoNeD_CaNdY said "Underneath the layers of everyday reality lies a pure ecstastic joy at the simple wonder of being." |
 | » cloud9ine said "...but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation" |
| » cactain_steef said "PLUR IS LIKE SARS." |
| » Mico said "BIG UP YO' CHEST!" |
 | » kitkat said "we've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome" |
| » Violence_Inc said "happy happy, joy joy, tra la la la la! life is good yay!11111" |
| » michaeldino said "let it all out... these are the things i can do without" |
| » cactain_steef said "who needs sex when..." |
| » daFTWin said "Hi silly, its me.. Lolita - The black satin, dark chocolate princess who just wants *lick* mmmm lick your asshole and the ring around it and all of the inside *shiver* tastes sooo good. All im wearing is my thumb up my butt waiting for you to call me" |
 | » blop said "stupid fucking little snotfaced shits-herself." |
| » beercrack said "your mind can dig the soul, but soul got sole control of soul power" |
| » Mico said ""The problem with the French, is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur"- G.W.Bush" |
| » toebee said "Take a look at the stars in your head, feel the space kid." |
| » cloud9ine said "crapshitfuckguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh." |
| » toebee said "I dont know why I even try, I'm never good enough in my eyes." |
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