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 | » michaeldino said "Man... all this love is making my head hurt." |
 | » caro said "i decided to laugh cause i couldn't bare to cry one more time......." |
 | » beercrack said "if i turn my back on you. its because i got eyes on the back of my head." |
 | » Mico said "Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "My hate is the sharpest of knives. To see you bleed and to engulf you in demise." |
 | » cactain_steef said "hi, i care. but you just act like im not there." |
 | » toebee said "Threw hate and pain, threw love and fame, I'll always remember you as the one too good to be." |
| » beercrack said "the Soul is the shield" |
 | » Lone_Star said "One's mind is one's weapon." |
| » beercrack said "pow wow - we dance for prayer, we dance for love, we dance for healing, we dance for hope, we dance for thanks, we dance for the youth, the elderly, the sick, families, the sky, the earth, the waters. won't you join the pow wow circle." |
 | » fukt said "have you ever wanted to butcher someone for what they write and the way they write it and they dont stop and it just keeps goin and never stops have you ever wanted?" |
 | » snakestyle said "have you ever just wanted to get youre tounge and stick it in youre eye and swirl it around youre brain" |
| » caro said "i turn to you for support and all i get is put down.... there's jsut no winning anymore.... i give up." |
| » Violence_Inc said "I will see you fall, not fall for me, but fall for my lies. I wanted you to suffer like you cut me a thousand times. This revenge is what kept me alive. It's your time to feel like dying." |
| » caro said "i managed to let down the only person who still gives a damn..... how stoopid can i be?" |
| » caro said "cause the world owes me nothing, and we owe each other the world....." |
| » michaeldino said "love hurts" |
 | » blop said "come up to meet you, tell you i'm sorry, you don't know how lovely you are. had to find you, tell you i need you, tell you i set you apart..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "If Im not made for you then why does my heart say I am?" |
| » toebee said "For words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within." |
 | » Mali said "this is my bling
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| » beercrack said "how hard is it to be simple. when we drown in luxury with an american smile. how hard is it to be in touch. with that which can only make us stronger." |
| » toebee said "I'm not your friend, I never was." |
 | » Toltech said "I remember El Paso. I spent a month there one night!" |
| » Lone_Star said "Their's a growing and alarming o-zone layer breach near the north of the Atlantic Ocean. Please be considerate and fart towards the south-west." |
| » blop said "your hair looks like robert smith, brings to mind the word obsessed..." |
| » Toltech said "The Rain Forest?! That sounds wet!" |
| » beercrack said "meilleure chance la prochaine fois" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "dont think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck will get you in my pants, ill have to kick your ass and make you never forget." |
| » beercrack said "do you want a medal for that one honey" |
| » Violence_Inc said "cross my heart i hope you die." |
| » beercrack said "hello my name is ________ and i am somebody!" |
| » Mali said "it tis true the bomb has fell with a bang *fart*" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Cuz underneath it all, you are my real Prince Charmin', like the heat from the fire, you were always burnin', and each time you're around my body keeps callin' for your touch, your kisses and your sweet romancin'." |
| » michaeldino said "dick cheese" |
| » Toltech said "Sensational?! That sounds like something Lisa Minelli would say "It's a hit I tell you, a hit!"" |
| » julie_eaves said "and my head feels dead from all this useless fighting but my heart aint dead cuz it keeps on loving." |
| » toebee said "Give me some time, I just need a little time." |
| » caro said "i'm the cause of my misery, the one pushing the nail farther in.... commiting every sin, only i can make it stop, if i know all this... then why's it still so hard?" |
| » Mico said "He that is walking with the wise persons will become wise, but he that is having dealings with the stuipid ones will fare badly." |
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