Oneliners |
 | » blop said "i'm with stan and kenny on this one... this movie sucks!" |
 | » beercrack said "Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment. - Rumi" |
 | » caro said "bored bored bored bored... holy shit guyeeeee i'm fucking bored." |
 | » Boozer said "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them…" |
 | » Choda_Bean said "two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left" |
 | » cactain_steef said "piss on my face? pleeaaase?" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "when you said goodnight, didnt you mean goodbye?" |
| » beercrack said "the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun" |
| » wisp said "getting high up on the pot is once again enjoyable." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "pms = potential murder suspect" |
 | » nothingnopenope said ""when life is fucking you in the ass, use lots of lube"" |
 | » toebee said ""and most of all I would flee from the cruel madness of love- The honey of poison flowers and all the measureless ill."" |
| » cactain_steef said "TACOTACOTACOTACO" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "why am i in this?" |
 | » cloud9ine said "boongnakferkinadoongatikipaboongnakferkinadoong." |
| » toebee said "Hey you said you would love to try some, Hey you said you would love to die some. In the middle of the world on a fish hook, youre the wave, youre the wave." |
| » julie_eaves said "I hit the skins for the hell of it just for the yell i get mmmm mmmm mmmm for the smell of it" |
 | » Mico said "They call me blind, but i'm really just deaf." |
| » blop said "the aeroplane flies high... turns left, looks right." |
| » julie_eaves said "so stuck up....i wish ud stick it to me." |
| » PaT_ said "it's not that i stoped caring. its just directed in a more negative way...." |
 | » Mali said "Golddiggers are like hookers but smarter" |
| » beercrack said "life with venn diagrams - everything bubbles - blop blop blop - it makes my heart glow - shed a tear for the neglected - i love my love" |
| » Boozer said "I don't necessarily discriminate. I simply exclude certain types of people..." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I never found the words to say, you're the one I think about each day." |
| » Violence_Inc said "some people will die for love, others will die from it" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "*cough*" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything" |
| » cactain_steef said "a horse walks into a bar... bartender says: "why the long face?"" |
| » Choda_Bean said "Your mother was good, but your sister was better..." |
 | » tuesmondieu said "You're playing so hard to get. You're making me sweat just to hold your attention" |
| » Violence_Inc said "This sorrow mentioned was never to transect your heart,
Just a reminder my heart is yours" |
| » cloud9ine said "YOUR! YOUR is posessive and YOU'RE is a contraction of "you are"! Why cant people fucking get it right!!!?" |
 | » snakestyle said "you can throw away youre life but you cant throw away youre drugs (jokes)" |
| » Mico said "Don't worry, be happy! Dooo Do Do Doodoo DooDoo Adoobie-doo,(Don't worry) Doo Doo Adoobie-doo (Be happy)Adoob Adoob Adoob DooB (don't worry, be happy)." |
| » toebee said "I guess I'm just a pessimist." |
| » Mico said "Then again, sour moods only continue if you insist." |
| » toebee said "and it's when settles in emptyness that the pain persists." |
| » Mico said "It's when you question your happiness that it ceases to exist." |
| » PaT_ said "*hands you some paxil*" |
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