Oneliners |
 | » daFTWin said "I got a fever and the doctor prescribed more cow bell. I gotta have more cow bell." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "LOL @ Matt's response to Jeff (screenshot worthy)" |
 | » caro said "numb girls and dumb bois..... but all i want is to forget." |
 | » julie_eaves said "whats that floating in the water? old neptunas only daughter" |
 | » fukt said "pls stop?" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "across the room i look onto you, wishing i could be the one you looked at" |
 | » Lady said "??? pierce your what ???" |
| » caro said "i can't i shouldn't but damn son i sure as all fuckign hell want to." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "extreme piercings: anal probe in your earlobe" |
 | » Lone_Star said "My tummy hurts like if... so hardcore it's like smelling a smelly fart even if you've farted with BOTH of your bums leveled on a chair." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "japan in 9 days!" |
 | » cactain_steef said "electro- funk. express" |
 | » cloud9ine said "fuck you, im so out." |
 | » toebee said "dont let your life pass you by, live not for the memories" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "i cant live, with or without you" |
| » caro said "the pain you cause me is so real, each day i awake dreading what i might feel, for one more dagger in my heart, and the world as i know it will fall apart." |
 | » Mico said "Can it be that it was all so simple then." |
| » Violence_Inc said "these last lines for you, so close i held you, only to lose you." |
| » fukt said "je taime... trops." |
 | » cloak said "culture is like jam. the less you have, the more you spread." |
| » toebee said "And now I know it's true what they'd say, Every poet goes Insane. A metaphore to explain, and something sweet to ease the pain." |
| » beercrack said "its ok i'm out of this world" |
 | » neoform said "122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999" |
 | » blop said "live fast or die." |
| » beercrack said "intuition is not just a brand of lady's razors" |
| » neoform said "one liners are fun! unless they aren't fun, then they aren't." |
| » beercrack said "l'arbre est dans ses feuilles" |
| » Lone_Star said "I like it the hardway. (pause) Ya." |
| » toebee said "do you prefer the easy way? no? well ok, dont cry." |
| » cactain_steef said "i enjoy waterfalls, and trailer parks... sometimes i piss on my lawn" |
| » neoform said "Penis my cockerspaniel." |
| » caro said "crap fuck esti.............DAMN it." |
| » fukt said "fuck you." |
| » blop said ""when i hear trance... i think of heaven" - tork, ridiculously high on e." |
| » beercrack said "who's line is it anyways?" |
| » neoform said "what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner" |
| » Gone said "I wonder... which group is more annoying, crescent yuppies or ravers?" |
| » Mico said "It seems easier to be skepitcal, than to accept the truth... But it's hard to accept the truth, when you yourself would lie in his place." |
 | » El_Presidente said "OMFGLOLLLLlLlLLlL!!!!!!11111" |
| » Mico said "And I think to myself: what a wonderful world." |
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