Oneliners |
 | » Godie said "A bitter-sweet mindfuck please?" |
 | » fukt said "maybe i should just kill everyone?" |
 | » caro said "i lost my mind, as i tried to find, something that would make me smile." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "madness reigns once more." |
 | » beercrack said "virgo: These are uncertain times. Thank goodness you're such a rock. Now don't be mad if everyone else isn't. You can only expect so much from mere mortals." |
 | » toebee said "You make me feel so tall, I always want to be this tall, maybe I'll be original." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Can the future present more than a past,
can I become more than this…" |
| » PookStah said "so this is what it feels like to be alone your heart feels like its cracked and made of stone" |
 | » cactain_steef said "Hallo, I am.. DOC-TOHR.. Karbul, I solb all your ploblem." |
| » caro said "i love you, yet i hate, i want you, yet i dont, i need you..... to get the fuck outta my head." |
| » Violence_Inc said "je' mennuie de vous" |
| » julie_eaves said "presents are for girlfriends, cash is for hookers." |
| » beercrack said "ok weak massive, its time to firm that buttocks with some mathematics" |
| » cactain_steef said "whatever trouble we may find ourselves in, we have brought upon ourselves." |
 | » Lone_Star said "One turntable creates a source for your sound system. Two turntables and a mixer creates an artist." |
| » toebee said "If this sky's going to eat us then I'd like to be digested into a million peices with you. I'd love to be scattered to hell with you. To hell with you." |
| » cactain_steef said "Shes got the friends, but she needs a location, he's got a local, but he needs the supplies" |
| » Godie said "boys are like toilets, either full of shit or being used." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "When I piss I don't miss." |
 | » neoform said "Pénis mon cockerspaniel." |
| » caro said "i am the very modle of a modern major-general." |
 | » cloud9ine said "so many times i now miss." |
 | » DocSavage said "Insert random emo bullshit here!" |
 | » Mico said "Money, Money, Money" |
| » toebee said "Say it aint so.. your drug is a heart breaker, My love is a life taker." |
| » caro said "i hate everything about you, why do i love you?" |
| » Mico said "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." |
| » toebee said "hey girl, in your eyes I see a picture of me all the time" |
 | » blop said "i wanna run through halls of my high school, i wanna scream at the top of my lungs" |
| » beercrack said "i know nothing. and nothing is perfect. nothing comes for free. and nothing even compares to you." |
| » cloud9ine said "i know things, things that you'll now never know. i wish you did, though." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "i lay more chicks than mother goose" |
| » toebee said "Dreaming, I was only dreaming. I wake and I find you asleep In the deep of my heart dear." |
| » caro said "every time we lie awake after every hit we take every feelign that i get but i haven't missed you yet......... I HATE EVERYTHIGN ABOUT YOU." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "And as I stared I counted, the webs from the spiders, catching them and eating their insides, like indecision to call you, and hear your voice of treason" |
| » cactain_steef said "that you ran out of pizza?" |
| » fukt said "and then i realised it doesnt even matter." |
| » Violence_Inc said "poor people die, rich people afford private health care, that is natural selection." |
| » cactain_steef said "kafwin you bum! you stole my oneliner! ive been planning this since lunch time!!!!" |
| » caro said "fake FAKE fake FAKEEEEEEEEE i'm surrounded by fakeness." |
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