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 | » Violence_Inc said "Caro has a big dick." |
 | » caro said "choke on the phrases left unsaid." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "I walked around my good intentions and found that there were none. Just like sunny days that we all ignore because..." |
 | » beercrack said "talk is cheap. silence is golden." |
 | » Mico said "Don't ask the question when you know you don't like the answer. Don't give the answer, when you don't like the question." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Love is not a matter of counting the years...
But making the years count." |
 | » daFTWin said "Nobody likes a child who complains and I won't be that child anymore." |
| » Mico said "Yeah, when it comes to reality, you take what you can get." |
| » beercrack said "there is no truth. just stuff. the rest is up to our imaginations." |
| » Mico said "They say, "here's the truth", and I say, "is that all there is?" And they say, "kind of. Preety much. As far as we know."" |
 | » fukt said "every where i look i wanna puke. pls stop." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "and a funny one at that" |
 | » toebee said "I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!!" |
| » julie_eaves said "hayley and caro= LAMEEEEE
haha
go cry :P" |
 | » hayley said "who has a severe case of Plattsburg induced vaginitis so she wishes upon a star for a cure" |
 | » blop said "and then i took the star and wiped my ass with it, my ass the glistening virgin of plattsburg." |
| » hayley said "and the twinkle in my eye is the glare from the burning scattered fragments of both heart and star littering this barren planet." |
| » caro said "a shooting start that fell from up high, another twinkle in my eye." |
| » hayley said "cuz a shooting star collided with it, tearing it apart" |
| » caro said "peices of a broken heart, that were shattered from the very start" |
| » hayley said "that turn into the broken pieces of my heart" |
| » caro said "and every star will eventually fall....and break into a million pieces." |
| » hayley said "and each heart is a broken star.. ?? no? ok that was lame" |
| » toebee said "each star is a broken heart..." |
| » beercrack said "Proud Mary keep on burning" |
| » Violence_Inc said "I'd rather die for love than tragedy" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Il y a un seul cas où il est convenable d'aborder une femme laide. C'est pour lui demander si elle ne connaît pas l'adresse d'une jolie femme. C'est tout ce qu'il y a à dire sur ce sujet." |
| » toebee said "..and I can never tell if im under your spell, or my own." |
| » Mico said ""It's always the same, the day turns into sleep, sleep into a dream, the dream turns into a nightmare, and then nightmare turns into reality."" |
 | » Godie said "Exept for that worm with the yellowy eye." |
| » caro said "will there ever come a day, where i can turn around and say..... its alright now." |
| » Violence_Inc said "The love you lost is love you gave,
The love you have is love you saved...." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "and all along i thought it was me, but so soon after there came three." |
| » hayley said "Your smile is like an STD - infects everyone it touches." |
| » PookStah said "Baby, you rock my world" |
| » Violence_Inc said "i would do anything for the one i love, but love them again." |
| » toebee said "Talking shit about a pretty sunset,
Blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon.
I've changed my mind so much I cant even trust it;
My mind changed me so much I cant even trust myself" |
| » Godie said "This is my movie script ending." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "All of the time
I thought I was crazy 'cos you told me so
It was profound
Like the piano I was humbled by
Our tongues may have touched
But all I remember was your nose
And I suppose
Our eyes were closed" |
| » Godie said "Somewhere in the asshole of my eye, theres a muscle which relaxes when you cry." |
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