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 | » daFTWin said "If you feel the funk, just shake your rump." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste." |
 | » beercrack said "Betty Eadie described seeing a similar heavenly computer and realized that all important things on earth first originate in heaven." |
 | » michaeldino said "geriatric" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "To dream is happiness ; To wait is life" |
 | » fukt said "i watch fate and await my turn // still the pain will always burn." |
| » elixireleven said "bankshot!" |
 | » Godie said "I don't care, I don't care, leave their corpses in my underwear." |
| » beercrack said "me no speak english" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Love is born of faith,
Lives on hope,
And dies of charity" |
 | » neoform said "pong pong pong" |
| » michaeldino said "poopy" |
 | » ashtraygirl said "it's about time i posted one of these bad boys" |
| » beercrack said "my cleverness is to be dumb" |
 | » Mico said "Nothing makes you appreciate Nature more than Artificial flavours." |
 | » blop said "YOU are a brain attack!" |
 | » me_ said "a stroke is like a brain attack!!" |
| » blop said "AQUAINTANCES = ON!!! - trish" |
 | » hayley said "What sort of society is this in whihc we live where pretense is accepted as validity against all opposing facts?" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Money adds so much to normalcy" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "Why do I cause myself this trouble? -You know around me things are good. If you could look into the future, maybe I'll be understood.." |
 | » toebee said "dumb dumb dumb as the dirt dirt dirt on the ground." |
| » Mico said "The basic problem is that humans are not good, sharing, generous creatures. Children are what we remain our entire lives… greedy, manipulative, brats. Some people disguise it better than others." |
| » blop said "you can't always get what you want." |
| » fukt said "in the end, it doesnt really matter." |
| » neoform said "Hung like a horse? Nah, i'm hung like a human.. a human with a dick the size of a horse's." |
| » hayley said "dont worry. theyre fake." |
 | » caro said "pfft." |
| » Violence_Inc said "caro you can hold me, but i think your breasts would suffocate me" |
| » caro said "if i could wrap the world in a bow, and hand it to you,i would. if i could fly over the mountains just to be with you, i would. if i could jsut hold ur hand and finaly feel safe, i would." |
| » toebee said "I didn't know that this game we were playin' even had a set of rules." |
| » beercrack said "mangeons du bon ragout! (hoo hooo) C'est un mêts bien d'chez-nous" |
| » Violence_Inc said "walls are for cowards, bullets are for the strong." |
| » Mico said ""The only thing I know is that I don't know anything at all."" |
| » exactly_like_me said "I am lost so I am cruel, I am weak so I am mean, I am cool as the deepest ocean and I am right to get you." |
| » Godie said "i've seen the world, kissed all the pretty girls
i've said my goodbyes and now i'm ready to die" |
 | » spannungsbogen said "ARG!!! The Paaaaiiiin" |
| » Mico said "In the words of Ludwig Wittgenstein, "at the foundation of well-founded belief lies belief that is not founded"" |
| » Godie said "you ma nigga" |
| » toebee said "And it's true that the clouds just hung around like black Cadillacs outside a funeral. And we were laughing at the stars while our feet clung tight to the ground. So pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs and nouns." |
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