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 | » fukt said "die cat." |
 | » michaeldino said "My baby, she's some kind of wonderful......." |
 | » Godie said "Cat. I'm a kitty cat, and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance." |
 | » exactly_like_me said "I wish I hadn't seen all of the realness and all the real people are really not real at all." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "i loved you, so what?" |
| » michaeldino said "Wild thing... I think I love you" |
 | » beercrack said "to see through all eternity. from the smallest specks that make the sand to the biggest universes. y'all drive hearses." |
| » elixireleven said "cobbled up ruins. large stacks of them." |
| » fukt said "i hate kitty kats." |
| » Godie said "kill a motherfucker.dead.kill em dead bitch.shoot em in the fucken head. go ahead bitch.slap my mom ,slap the fuck outta her, she couldnt sue you. she wouldnt get a buck outta u." |
 | » El_Presidente said "6 days of existence left" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "i think that your body is something i understand, i think that i'm happy, i think that i'm blessed" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "lol thats good katie." |
 | » daFTWin said "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" |
| » Violence_Inc said "No matter how bad things are now, there is always tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" |
 | » cloud9ine said "i want to cry." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "I like to get away and drown my pain in lemonade. I dream of rainy days and nights up late by the fireplace and aimless conversations about the better days." |
| » beercrack said "the perfection of beauty shines forth and calls the earth from the sunrise to its going" |
| » El_Presidente said "NIOCHON!" |
| » Violence_Inc said "our hour approaches...may the minutes and seconds fear not our passing." |
 | » neoform said "How many michael jacksons does it take to molest a bunch of kids? one." |
| » El_Presidente said "CRÉTIN!" |
| » michaeldino said "oh shit... shes gonna call me back!!" |
| » El_Presidente said "You are the skidmark on the underpants of society" |
 | » blop said "never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you." |
 | » cactain_steef said "dead babies are a hot commodity." |
| » El_Presidente said "Ringo i love you" |
| » michaeldino said "if i could i would" |
| » beercrack said "beauty is in the eye of the beholder so i ate it" |
 | » exT said "Fucking a pregnant chick is like getting head from an unborn baby." |
| » beercrack said "You smell like forest Nancy." |
 | » cloak said "fold your hands, child, you walk like a peasant." |
| » Violence_Inc said "our time is so little to grasp our dreams" |
 | » hayley said "happiness always seems dull when weighed against reality..." |
| » michaeldino said "i am heaven" |
 | » caro said "and if i had my chance i'd never let you go." |
| » Violence_Inc said "teleport" |
| » blop said "meet me at the pier" |
| » Violence_Inc said "fuck you puta." |
 | » Lone_Star said "We should change people that want to change others." |
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