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 | » Lone_Star said "not until everybody sings the shou-Aaa-la-la-laaaa." |
 | » DAVETOTHEGRAVE said "Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control." |
 | » michaeldino said "No one would ever get shot, if everyone had a gun" |
 | » caro said "you like it when i like you less, no caress, just undress." |
 | » beercrack said "i always feel smart when surrounded by idiots" |
 | » fukt said "if i had a gun, youd all be dead." |
 | » blop said "there's always time for a movie montage!" |
 | » daFTWin said "SHUT UP." |
 | » cactain_steef said "EYyyyy MAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMO!" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Nice faggot... PANTS!" |
| » fukt said "why am i not surprised?" |
 | » Violence_Inc said "i'll never truly forgive what you did" |
| » elixireleven said "oh wont you please take me home whoa whoa" |
 | » hayley said "And if we never sleep again, it would never end" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "matt is so squishable" |
| » michaeldino said "Let me introduce you to my friend Joe... JOE MAMMA!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOHH!!" |
 | » Godie said "Turnin Christians to certified sinners." |
| » Violence_Inc said "man is obsolete" |
| » hayley said "emotion is so obsolete" |
| » beercrack said "within the heart of my eye. all things admirable" |
| » fukt said "love and hate are almost the same." |
 | » cloud9ine said ";)" |
| » caro said "hoods on, guns out, plastic perfection bout to get pushed out." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "yeah it was stuck in my head.. GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT?" |
| » michaeldino said "sucker :þ" |
| » cloud9ine said "shit." |
| » michaeldino said "haha.. jackie recognized avril lavigne lyrics" |
| » cloud9ine said "haha. amanda is quoting avil lavigne." |
| » Miss_Amanda said "oops! there goes my happy ending" |
| » beercrack said ""My actual experience had been, was still, of an indefinite duration or alternatively of a perpetual present made up of one continually changing apocalypse."" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Coward, next time you want to fuck me over, stab me in the front." |
 | » Choda_Bean said "2 wrongs dont make a right, but 3 rights make a left" |
 | » exactly_like_me said "Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do." |
 | » neoform said "In America . . . first you get the sugar . . . then you get the power . . . then you get the women." |
| » blop said "the lovely and ragged,
the dyer and jagged" |
| » Violence_Inc said "it's the only way to understand you" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "i made the file cabinet fall over" |
| » blop said "careful where you lay your head..." |
| » Violence_Inc said "Fear is the mindkiller" |
| » beercrack said "earth is in the heavens. and that makes you a heavenly body." |
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