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 | » beercrack said "when people seek the transcendental out of a sense of desperation they leave themselves open to all manner of forces." |
 | » toebee said "ya gotta have faaaa673289iiith, GET THE FUCK UP" |
 | » exT said "Money can't buy happiness, but it does bring a more pleasent form of misery." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost" |
 | » djCasTproS said "Inti Helwa, wa ana bahebik... inchallah peace" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I found a reason for me, to change who I used to be, a reason to start over new, and the reason is you." |
| » Violence_Inc said "my enemies enemy is my friend." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "You want her, you can't have her- You want to, but she won't let you- She's not so special so look what you've done, boy" |
| » Violence_Inc said "Mere love for another cannot sustain one's essence reciprocation is in itself sustenance." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "ill show you mine if you show me yours first, lets compare scars, ill tell you whos is worse." |
| » djCasTproS said "hehe Heather jveux du speed for infected smurf room" |
 | » Mali said "I totally forgot about this section" |
 | » Godie said "They say there aint no hope for the youth but the truth is , there aint no hope for the futur." |
| » beercrack said "hare krisna kare krisna krisna krisna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare. all in together now." |
| » exT said "Dead girls can't say no." |
| » Violence_Inc said "I've died so many times i've lost count." |
 | » michaeldino said "nothing hurts, like your mouth" |
 | » El_Presidente said "If greeks are halfassed, does it mean you need to be halfnutted to sodomise them?" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Am I loud and clear, or am I breaking up? Am i still your charm or am I just bad luck?" |
 | » fukt said "i like the old format better" |
| » Violence_Inc said "they will know your name by how you scream in pain." |
| » djCasTproS said "((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((: happy hard core smiley face :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))" |
| » beercrack said "smiling when i'm happy. smiling when i'm sad. smiling when i'm angry. smiling when i'm glad." |
| » djCasTproS said "ma devenir l'enfant que j'aurais j'amais si tu veux mfaire souffrir fait moi durer le plaisir" |
| » beercrack said "courage" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "Michael,
you're the boy with all the leather hips,
sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips
Michael,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor" |
| » julie_eaves said "he spent 15 years getting loaded, 15 years till his liver exploded" |
| » michaeldino said "silly faggot dicks are for chicks" |
| » G__ said "Young & Restless" |
| » Violence_Inc said "all i have ever wanted was your honesty" |
 | » Mico said "Silly Mico, Tricks are for kids!" |
| » djCasTproS said "Quoi de plus fort que l'amitié que d'un ami pour te guider sur les chemins qui nous sont désigner on sait qu'ils ne nous laisseront jamais tomber! L'amitié est surement plus fiable que l'amour, car l'amour finit toujours par nous rabaisser un jour." |
| » michaeldino said "if i could i would" |
 | » caro said "beyond your peripheral vision, is where i be chillin." |
 | » BobGratton said "MOI J'AIME CA DES PATATES" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "Jealousy doesnt exsist if trust does" |
| » caro said "i just want to feel deep in my own world. but i'm so lonely i dont even wanna be with myself anymore." |
| » beercrack said "UN MOMENT DONNÉ, IL FAUT S'ENRAGER! ostie d'tabernak" |
| » Miss_Amanda said "my world is gorgeous when it's out of focus" |
| » G__ said "im also fucking his wife. it doestn make me his dad now does it" |
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