Oneliners |
 | » caro said "do you realize that you have the most beautiful face? Do you realize we're floating in space?" |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "I would tell you that I loved you if I thought that you would stay. But I know that its no use, you’ve already gone away." |
 | » Toltech said "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? there's a support group for that, it's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar." |
 | » blop said "i don't have ugly people for friends." |
 | » Violence_Inc said "God loves ugly" |
| » Toltech said "It’s much too late to find. You think you’ve changed your mind. You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry eh tina!" |
 | » Lone_Star said "La religion est l'opium du peuple... dun dun dun, you heard me you mofo." |
 | » cinderella_soul said "I'd fuck you, but I already got a dildo. Sorry:(" |
 | » Godie said "you were working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when i first met youuuuuuuuu eh carlos!" |
| » cinderella_soul said "We don't need money..we need justice" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "you could slit my throat, and my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" |
| » beercrack said "i thought you were awesome but it was just the drugs" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Tout ce qui traîne se salit" |
| » cinderella_soul said "With only one degree, you cannot deduce that it is a full circle." |
| » wisp said "the killers rule." |
| » caro said "I'm breaking my back just to know your name/
But heaven aint close in a place like this/
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss" |
| » Lone_Star said "At night, silent and lonely people meet in the deep forest." |
| » blop said "if you have to ask the question then you already know the answer." |
| » wisp said "don't wake me i plan on sleeping in." |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "lalalalalla ala lalalala lalalalala" |
| » caro said "when everythings made to be broken i just want you to know who i am." |
| » blop said "...too low to find my way // to high to wonder why..." |
| » Godie said "i used to hang on to your every word. but the more you lie to me , the more i hurt. the things you used to say would sound so sweet, i was naive..to beleive." |
| » Toltech said "Momma didn't raise no fool and Poppa didn't raise me at all. - Foxy Brown from "Drawn Together"" |
| » blop said "it's pretty much my favorite animal. it's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic." |
| » Lone_Star said "If I could jump - I wouldn't." |
| » caro said "i wish i was a white crayon so no one would use me." |
| » Toltech said "What you said was so sweet like syrup, I got a cavity listening to it. -Moi-....god I'm lame." |
| » wisp said "love may be blind, but jealousy sees too much." |
| » blop said ""he looks entirely too pleased with his own existence" ...ohh how things come full circle." |
 | » Hidra said "people are scared..." |
| » caro said "bubble pop electric in the backseat:::::-" |
| » beercrack said "i got picked up by the cops last night at 4 in the morning i told them i was looking at the milky way and the northern lights and then they gave me a ride" |
| » wisp said "if man ever becomes proud, let him remember that a flea preceeded him in the divine order of creation." |
| » Toltech said "To whoever or whom ever reads this, thanks you." |
| » wisp said "a gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on." |
| » Godie said "you up and left me." |
| » El_Presidente said "YOOO FIRAHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" |
| » Toltech said "Was that a threat or a poem?!" |
| » caro said "and where each tear lands a flower grows." |
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