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 | » beercrack said "a thing you could stare into forever without ever seeing through." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I hate you more than I thought I was capable of" |
 | » Mico said ""I dont hate myself. I hate the sitty hand I keep getting dealt, but I just keep playing the game" -Katie." |
| » dudette said "hey look - he can juggle two balls with one hand.!" |
 | » Hidra said "strangers are scared to look at you in the eyes...
because the only thing they can see...
is a reflection of themself..." |
 | » Mali said "Its not cheating when its on the phone" |
 | » caro said "lets play pretend and act like it comes naturally" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Betcha can't eat just once!" |
| » Mico said "It's not so much as I want to kill her... as much as it is, that, I don't want her to be alive, anymore." |
 | » cactain_steef said "lovin youuuuuuu! is eaaasy cuz yer not oprahhhh! la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la laaaaa la laaaa la la douddindouudindouudouuuu! AOHhhhhhhh!" |
| » wisp said "talkin' trash to the garbage around you" |
 | » Psy_co said "its my last bud..." |
 | » Lone_Star said "...and yours" |
| » Mico said "Quit wasting my time..." |
 | » blop said "pfft. speak for yourself, yas." |
| » cactain_steef said "you can't respect somebody that kisses your anus." |
 | » ashtraygirl said "last night i fell asleep whispering your name." |
 | » michaeldino said "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier" |
| » Mico said "At what point do reasons become excuses?" |
| » cactain_steef said "les resultats son super sexuels." |
 | » Seabee said "Duct tape is like the Force -- It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together." |
| » cactain_steef said ""i'm on e AND ecstasy!!!!" bahahah... kai kai kai." |
| » michaeldino said "jenny was a friend of mine" |
| » Mico said "Something important to know in life, is to learn that we are allowed to make mistakes." |
| » cactain_steef said "did you just fart? cuz it blew me away" |
| » wisp said "rum is for drinking, not burning." |
| » Mico said "Do anything you want, and never worry about the conseuqences... everything works out in the end, anyways." |
| » cactain_steef said "mom i'm not gonna lie, i got herpes in my eye." |
| » blop said "whatever, and ever... amen." |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "I thought you were better than that" |
| » caro said "His eyes said it all, as I started to fall and the silence deafened" |
| » Mico said "They look good from far, but are far from good." |
| » cactain_steef said "more like everyone! then you get closer. closer to the person, or to a mirror...and realise it's not really a mirror or a person, asshole!" |
| » caro said "... and everything looks so perfect from far away." |
| » michaeldino said "I'm unique... just like everybody else." |
| » beercrack said ""You have the brightest future/ Writing songs on your computer"--" |
| » cactain_steef said "i still live with my mom! LIVE WITH MY MOM!" |
| » Mali said "we were here for one reason, reproduce" |
| » Mico said "Did you know God made music for me?" |
 | » mybeatmhz said "did you know that satan! made music for God?" |
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