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 | » caro said "they say this is the city, the city of angels." |
 | » FreshJive420 said "40 oz. 2 FREEDOM..." |
 | » michaeldino said "a stranger came ashore, with bad intent" |
| » caro said "a stranger with the door key explaining i'm just visiting." |
| » FreshJive420 said "time to take out the THRASH..." |
 | » AlienZeD said "MIco: "Let the coruption begin!"" |
 | » cactain_steef said "whoever invented garbage pail kid stickers.... muyst get laid a Lot." |
| » AlienZeD said "Blessed is he who sneezes." |
 | » Mico said "That's the question isn't it!? Isn't it!?!?" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "MIDIMILIZ TABARNAC!11!!!!" |
| » wisp said "lol you'll like this" |
| » cactain_steef said "ooo girl you think yoU Fly, let me see you bounce that ass.. BOUnceBOUnceBOuNcEbOUnce" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Who's got the Funk?!?" |
| » cactain_steef said "may the wind at your back be your own." |
| » AlienZeD said "yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyowzer" |
| » Mico said "J'aime toi, moi non plus." |
| » caro said "i like the buddy system. (yas)" |
| » FreshJive420 said "they say weed makes you lazy and unmotivated...WRONG!!! when you're high you can do everything you normally could, you just realised its not worth the fuckin' effort." |
| » cactain_steef said "suuuuper!! thankths for awsking!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "t'a tu deja essayer de manger é picé? c'est dure de faire les deux en meme temps hein?" |
| » caro said "j't'attendrai au paradis,j'ai n'ai rien compris" |
| » Mico said "With or without you." |
| » FreshJive420 said "sometimes stuff sucks ass" |
| » AlienZeD said "I fell in love with a girl once: so she dumped me." |
| » FreshJive420 said "hey man I'ma..I'ma cut you up so bad I'm gon...i'm gonna make you wish I didn't cut you up so bad..." |
| » AlienZeD said "For every sprinkle that I find, I shall Kill You." |
 | » blop said "chris rock says you're the prettiest christmas tree in the club!" |
| » wisp said "if we don't make it, we'll fake it." |
| » FreshJive420 said "My older brother is gay...my younger brother is gay...but there's still one person in my family who likes pussy...My wife!" |
| » cactain_steef said "can i have a drag of your fag?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "It's the end of something I did not want to end...begining of hard times to come...but something that was not meant to be is done...and this is the start of what was..." |
| » caro said "they paved paradise and put up a parking lot." |
| » FreshJive420 said "You know what, you're too straight forward you need to get you priorities crooked...." |
| » michaeldino said "hailtothethief" |
| » wisp said "was he yellin'? nah, he was gellin'!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm bitch James Rick!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "I'm Rick James bitch...." |
 | » moondancer said "no, you`re sotally tober" |
| » Mico said "Take me Drunk... I'm home." |
| » caro said "how days creep by in the grein sky, how days creep by and they never even try." |
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