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» caro said
"they say this is the city, the city of angels."
» FreshJive420 said
"40 oz. 2 FREEDOM..."
» michaeldino said
"a stranger came ashore, with bad intent"
» caro said
"a stranger with the door key explaining i'm just visiting."
» FreshJive420 said
"time to take out the THRASH..."
» AlienZeD said
"MIco: "Let the coruption begin!""
» cactain_steef said
"whoever invented garbage pail kid stickers.... muyst get laid a Lot."
» AlienZeD said
"Blessed is he who sneezes."
» Mico said
"That's the question isn't it!? Isn't it!?!?"
» Mr_Frog said
"MIDIMILIZ TABARNAC!11!!!!"
» wisp said
"lol you'll like this"
» cactain_steef said
"ooo girl you think yoU Fly, let me see you bounce that ass.. BOUnceBOUnceBOuNcEbOUnce"
» FreshJive420 said
"Who's got the Funk?!?"
» cactain_steef said
"may the wind at your back be your own."
» AlienZeD said
"yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyowzer"
» Mico said
"J'aime toi, moi non plus."
» caro said
"i like the buddy system. (yas)"
» FreshJive420 said
"they say weed makes you lazy and unmotivated...WRONG!!! when you're high you can do everything you normally could, you just realised its not worth the fuckin' effort."
» cactain_steef said
"suuuuper!! thankths for awsking!"
» FreshJive420 said
"t'a tu deja essayer de manger é picé? c'est dure de faire les deux en meme temps hein?"
» caro said
"j't'attendrai au paradis,j'ai n'ai rien compris"
» Mico said
"With or without you."
» FreshJive420 said
"sometimes stuff sucks ass"
» AlienZeD said
"I fell in love with a girl once: so she dumped me."
» FreshJive420 said
"hey man I'ma..I'ma cut you up so bad I'm gon...i'm gonna make you wish I didn't cut you up so bad..."
» AlienZeD said
"For every sprinkle that I find, I shall Kill You."
» blop said
"chris rock says you're the prettiest christmas tree in the club!"
» wisp said
"if we don't make it, we'll fake it."
» FreshJive420 said
"My older brother is gay...my younger brother is gay...but there's still one person in my family who likes pussy...My wife!"
» cactain_steef said
"can i have a drag of your fag?"
» FreshJive420 said
"It's the end of something I did not want to end...begining of hard times to come...but something that was not meant to be is done...and this is the start of what was..."
» caro said
"they paved paradise and put up a parking lot."
» FreshJive420 said
"You know what, you're too straight forward you need to get you priorities crooked...."
» michaeldino said
"hailtothethief"
» wisp said
"was he yellin'? nah, he was gellin'!!!"
» AlienZeD said
"I'm bitch James Rick!"
» FreshJive420 said
"I'm Rick James bitch...."
» moondancer said
"no, you`re sotally tober"
» Mico said
"Take me Drunk... I'm home."
» caro said
"how days creep by in the grein sky, how days creep by and they never even try."
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