Oneliners |
 | » Toltech said "Nighty night! Keep your butt hole tight!" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "SERIAL killer hiding murder MATERIAL in a CEREAL box on top of your STEREO..." |
 | » AlienZeD said "it wasn't me." |
| » FreshJive420 said "i hope ur not talkin 2 me" |
 | » cactain_steef said "well i wanna chew my bubblegum with you, an i wanna walk you home from school... an i wanna carry your books to every class.. and i wanna FUCK YOU UP THE ASS!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "cool i'm gonna get sum......gum" |
| » AlienZeD said "Fee Fy Fo Fum I'm gonna get sum" |
 | » caro said "today i think i'll be hardcore." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily" |
| » AlienZeD said "It is funny how 'taxing' means both a legal and an illegal thing. While both meanings result in the exact same thing." |
 | » Mico said "No matter who you vote for, the government always wins." |
| » cactain_steef said "m1!!! scissors! what the fuck is going on?" |
| » AlienZeD said "How many dumb blondes jokes exist? One. The rest aren't jokes." |
| » PaT_ said "stop frontin like your some sort of alfalfa sprout" |
| » caro said "veritas ¢¾ mentiras" |
 | » blop said "can i end this sentance with a proposition?" |
| » caro said "traped behind the glass elavator doors
...slowly sliding down to the next floor." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Jay Leno is the only guy that can have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head..." |
| » cactain_steef said "i hear hepatitties d is in this week" |
| » AlienZeD said "i dont like using lube,i enjoy spitting on them too much *stolen" |
| » cactain_steef said "your sister was fine but now she's sick..SHE GOT BEAT BY THE UGLY STICK!!!!!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale." |
| » AlienZeD said ""Inner orgasm, is that anything like inner tennis or golf? No, not really."" |
| » Mico said "(Bahaha) ..."He who has never hoped can never despair"" |
| » AlienZeD said "We are born cold, wet and hungry... then things get worse." |
| » Mico said "The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, is the central and inevitable fact of human exictence." |
| » wisp said "'cause all the fashion in the world can't save you now" |
| » AlienZeD said "Why is it called Tourist season if we can't shoot at them?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "so...what starts with F and ends in CK........................................................................................FiretruCK what else?" |
| » cactain_steef said "i'm sorry! hate to interupt! you'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else! A tourist might see you, and we wouldn't want that!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life stops sucking right when you need it to suck harder than it's ever sucked before.
btw pity rhymes with shitty" |
| » caro said "lalalalaallaa what rhymes with pity now?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Load up the bong
Crank up the song
Let the informer call 911" |
| » Mico said "-DON'T PANIC-" |
| » AlienZeD said "ZOMBO.COM" |
| » wisp said "and when you dance, dance like theres no one watching you." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Is this the real life?....is this just fantasy?...caught in a landslide no escape from reality..." |
| » AlienZeD said "A doctor a day keeps the apples away." |
| » caro said "how long must i wait to get a drink in this place" |
| » cactain_steef said "NEEDS MORE COWBELL" |
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