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 | » caro said "he's dead. DEAD. hahaha. (thanks mico)" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Fly me to the moon" |
 | » cactain_steef said "you know frank sinatra?" |
 | » Mico said "(Good one Caro)" |
| » AlienZeD said "Lubricant cums in your handy." |
| » caro said "life's like an hour glass glued to the table" |
| » AlienZeD said "Love is like breathing after having held your breath while swimming underwater." |
| » caro said "a warning to the wise, this may be your demise.." |
 | » FreshJive420 said "we hate people who are pure evil, but wouldn't it be fun to party with the devil?" |
| » caro said "every picture you paint i'll paint myself out" |
| » FreshJive420 said "uuuh...ya....uh ....ya man...the corperations man...they're like evil...and we are like the robot servants...like you know man?" |
| » AlienZeD said "One line is one line too many." |
| » cactain_steef said "thooo like, whaths goinon thusie?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Love is a time bomb. The explosion can be good or bad/firecracker or atomic." |
| » wisp said "let's set our hearts at self-destruct" |
| » AlienZeD said "YOh Ho ho and a bottle of rum." |
| » FreshJive420 said "yum" |
| » AlienZeD said "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" |
 | » Toltech said "you mess with the bean. you mess with the whole burrito" |
| » caro said "i'm super! thanks for asking." |
| » AlienZeD said "Sentenced to death ain't that bad, we've already been sentenced to life!" |
| » cactain_steef said "on your knees, boot check." |
| » AlienZeD said "Don't touch me there... aim sexy-er." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I am the walrus...or something..." |
 | » blop said "... and i bit my lip the whole way home." |
| » Mico said "So take your time, but hurry up... The choice is yours, but don't be late." |
| » AlienZeD said "Live like a candle burning at both ends" |
| » cactain_steef said "divided we stand, united we fall." |
| » caro said "sitting....wishing....waiting..." |
| » AlienZeD said "I aint racist, I have a color tv (oldie but goodie)" |
| » cactain_steef said "the prison of self..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "Ignorance is Bliss, Don't overthink..." |
| » AlienZeD said "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." |
| » Mico said ""Hey you can't shut the door on me (Reality)!! I'll break in through the fucking window!"" |
| » beercrack said "To grok the relationship of attention to the fractal wave vortex, you must understand at a gut level the relationship of emotion to gravity." |
| » AlienZeD said "Sometimes I get depressed and everything goes dark. So I start breathing again." |
| » cactain_steef said "how can we be free, when others are oppressed?" |
| » Mico said ""Robots making Robots? How perverse!"" |
| » AlienZeD said "Watch tv..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "what else am i gonna do?" |
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