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 | » Mico said "It's ironic... don't you think?" |
 | » ashtraygirl said ""it's in god's hands, but god doesn't always have the best goddamned plans, does he?" fuck. i love wolf parade!" |
| » Mico said ""To late have I realized that my children are my only treasures." -hehehe." |
 | » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "confusion" |
 | » AlienZeD said "If you've done everything right, no one will know you've done anything at all." |
 | » Toltech said "The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.--P. J. O'Rourke" |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "common it's healthy for the ego" |
| » Mico said "...Maybe one day i'll be." |
| » PaT_ said "Overstand, I kill man like Wodan/
So no man step into the darkness of the set/
Study with Chinese masters like Jesus in Tibet/
Staff of Moses, urn of ashes/
Morphing my soul into solids, liquids, and gases!" |
 | » caro said "Without a single exaggeration, i plan on world domination." |
| » AlienZeD said "Stop waiting for the weekend. Life is NOW!!!" |
| » Mico said ""Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." -Will Rogers" |
| » caro said "use him a little" |
| » AlienZeD said "All rise in the Electric Church" |
| » Mico said ""666"" |
| » AlienZeD said "How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?" |
| » Mico said ""Patriotism and love of country does not demand endless sacrifice on the part of troops in a war justified by slogans"" |
| » AlienZeD said "If time is the enemy. Space is the challenge." |
 | » Mali said "This is another expression of the tyranny of time in our culture.
It's not the length of attention that matters
as much as the quality of attention." |
| » AlienZeD said "Space represents the undiscovered. Life represents the unknown." |
| » caro said "im gonna dive in head first not wearing no life jacket, and i hope that when i come up for air that im happy." |
| » beercrack said "then it said: i m not selling anything. take what you really need. what u want." |
 | » blop said "when you go to school... you pack your lunch." |
| » Mico said ""...do you accept Visa?"" |
| » AlienZeD said "Take everything for granted. Live like there's no yesterday!" |
| » caro said "please i wanna steal the kitchen knife and i feel like taking a life" |
| » AlienZeD said "You are forgiven my son. For only 29.99$!!!!!" |
| » Mico said "Oh Father, forgive me for I have sinned." |
| » AlienZeD said "A second chance isn't something you'd want to pay for. You wouldn't win, the money would." |
| » Mico said "Is anyone selling Second Chances?" |
| » caro said "so i started to dance, not wearing no life jacket." |
| » AlienZeD said "Life's a bitch, because you treat it that way." |
| » caro said "i’ll be waiting on the side of your house with an empty bodybag | AND A LOADED
.45 | AND NOW YOU WON’T FORGET MY FUCKING NAME!!!" |
| » Mico said "Insanity can be defined by a man doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." |
| » AlienZeD said "Perception is our confusion. Existence is there whether you perceive it or not. I.E. A rock exists... but doesn't question its existence." |
| » caro said "ì’m only happy when it rains.i only like things that are complicated." |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "ohh my mouth was filled with party mix" |
 | » cactain_steef said "SOBEY'S DOESNT NEED YOU!!!!" |
| » caro said "The only reason you are here is a reminder of what I'll never have..." |
| » Mico said "We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." |
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