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 | » cactain_steef said "WAT-ER-PO-LO HOO-LI-GANS!!!" |
 | » Toltech said "This is too busy. This is all too busy. By the time you read it, your dead!" |
 | » Mico said "I would not fuck a Green Eggs and Old-Man, Sam-I-am!?" |
 | » Mali said "Question is: would you?" |
| » Mico said "Would you fuck the Old-man in a Box? Would you fuck the Old-man with a fox? Would you fuck Old-Man in his House? Would you fuck the old man with his Spouse? Would you fuck the Old-man here? Would you fuck the Old-man anywhere!? by: Mico (is) Soused.." |
 | » AlienZeD said "Especially In Prison." |
| » Mali said "me too ill fuck that old man!" |
 | » Smile said "I have a crush on Dumbledor..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Especially in prison." |
 | » daFTWin said "You cant stop the bum rush!" |
| » AlienZeD said "You can't stop me! I'm the invincible!" |
| » Mali said "aunt flow comes to visit and she brings some pictures from camp cramps showin pictures of the red tide you d be bitchy too" |
| » AlienZeD said "I want a gold Reeses Pieces Box." |
 | » beercrack said "When I woke up the next morning, I realized I had been laughing uproariously inside of myself. About what, I don't know, but it was hysterically funny." |
| » Mico said "...damn, your right." |
| » AlienZeD said "Peek-a-boo I see you." |
| » Mali said "I am very sure it was Mr. Weasley who said it first!" |
| » Mico said ""Mrs. Weasley said it first!" ;P" |
| » AlienZeD said "I have nothing to hide, don't open that!" |
| » Mali said ""Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
-Arthur Weasley" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am the almighty Professor, all powerful and uh... forgetful." |
| » Toltech said "I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S!!!!" |
 | » caro said "The white routine to be ingested inaccurately." |
| » Mico said ""Neitzsche's dead."" |
| » beercrack said "jesus bamba yogi christ" |
| » AlienZeD said "Two priest are walking down the street....." |
| » Toltech said "I know I'm a screwup. I know I'm in a band. I know that I am up against a mighty mighty man." |
| » AlienZeD said "Your ass is mine. You can keep the rest" |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "u just stole that quote bitch it's mine" |
| » caro said "i didn't know she was wild like that (haha)" |
| » AlienZeD said "Catholicism" |
| » caro said "what is belief without knowledge?" |
| » mdc said "My teeth are sore" |
| » Toltech said "I'm gonna brush with your soul and floss with you spirit." |
| » Mali said "The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past and every sinner has a future" |
| » AlienZeD said "If you call now you'll get blank absolutely free!" |
| » PaT_ said "nowadays everyone knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." |
| » AlienZeD said "Trespassers will be guilt ridden" |
| » Mico said "“Abandon hope, all ye who enter here”" |
| » AlienZeD said "Sleep is a dream" |
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