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 | » caro said "WE ARE THE WINNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
 | » Toltech said "She was dressed as a cheerleader and said she was 19 but her stomach had a cesarian scar and her face had more lines than a mirror at Studio 54." |
 | » AlienZeD said "Truth!" |
 | » Mali said "In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal" |
| » Toltech said "She's attending an electronic music recital and will be retuning around midnight., I presume, smelling of clover." |
 | » Lacy said "IWantToPARTY!!!
**It's not the amount of years you live in your life, it's the amount of life you live in your years**" |
| » AlienZeD said "A man with a perfect life has nothing to look forward to." |
 | » Mico said "So here I am, it's 2pm.. what day is it?" |
 | » Smile said "Summer'll Never End!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Halloween is coming!!!" |
| » Mali said "The voices in my head told me not to stab people, so should I not listen!?!?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Never listen to the voices in your head, they're all biased." |
| » caro said "the voices in my head are telling me your not worth my time." |
| » Smile said "In your Doughnut" |
| » AlienZeD said "Where's the cream filling?" |
| » Toltech said "Isn't Finel Tastro from Vezenuela?" |
| » Mali said "Life is an adventure, full of challenges and surprises" |
| » AlienZeD said "Nana nana nana nana Nana nana nana nana BATMAN!" |
| » Smile said "Girls never poop. Nope. They never fart either." |
| » Mico said "Fuck me? Well fuck you, too!" |
 | » digidev said "never take a shit in your girlfriends hat, it hhurts ;(" |
| » caro said "fuck you and you and you too pretty boi." |
| » AlienZeD said "Change is the only consistent thing in life." |
| » Toltech said "Say "Mother may I?" and then spell "Cup"!" |
 | » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "& it goes fast, u think of the past... suddenly everything has changed" |
| » AlienZeD said "I've been in love with the same woman for years. If my girlfriend ever finds out, she'll kill me!" |
| » Mico said "... do the right thing." |
| » AlienZeD said "Fear the penguin!! (I apologize for the random outburst. FEAR HIM!!!)" |
| » Smile said "Safety Pins are the Cure for Everything" |
| » AlienZeD said "I live for the things I'd die for." |
| » oO_paskooalee_Oo said "and u never called.... i spent the night crying my heart out...." |
| » caro said "And when the seams start to tear I staple them back together." |
 | » Mr_Frog said "elle est vraiment super chouette!" |
| » AlienZeD said "-Jack Johnson" |
 | » daFTWin said "love is just a waste of our energy
and life is just a waste of our time
so why don't we get together
and we could waste everything tonight" |
| » Smile said "I don't know about you guys... but every time I drink alcohol I end up feeling kind of funny... and I always end up in some stranger's bed..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Alcohol is graet!" |
| » Smile said "The other other dead meat" |
| » Mico said "Beef: It's what's for dinner" |
| » Mali said "incest is best, put your sister/brother/cousin to the test" |
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