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 | » caro said "do they colide? i ask and you deny." |
 | » Mico said "What is originality? Undetected plagiarism." |
 | » AlienZeD said "Depends, what's in it for me?" |
 | » Smile said "Does Selfless love truely exist?" |
 | » Lone_Star said "Find it. Love it. Lose it. Crave it. Repeat." |
| » Mico said "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway" |
| » AlienZeD said "Getting fucked up is easy! Being sober and in good health is a challenge requiring hours of exercise, good nutrition and a balanced lifestyle. I've always enjoyed a challenge." |
| » Mico said ""Being sober is a simple boring act. I fuck my head up, just to see what it can do."-Mico, is fucked." |
| » AlienZeD said "The truth is I love learning." |
| » caro said "i dont want to murder her, i jsut want to dislike her to death." |
| » Smile said "We must share the happiness that we feel. It's a gift." |
| » AlienZeD said "When I find my piece of mind, I'm gonna give you some of my good time." |
| » Mico said "Some find it easier to forgive others for being wrong, than for being right." |
| » AlienZeD said "I fact therefore I am." |
| » Mico said "We're happy, It's a fact!" |
| » Smile said "I'm bloated." |
| » AlienZeD said "Bust a move while I groove on booze." |
 | » PaT_ said "Hey joe, where you goin' with that gun of your hand
Hey joe, i said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh" |
| » caro said "all i can say, i shouldn't say. we should get outta this palce while we still have time." |
| » AlienZeD said "And stay out!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Some Say I'm Out Of My Mind....I'm Not Out Of My Mind, I'm Out Of Your Mind..." |
| » caro said "jesus stole my sandals." |
| » AlienZeD said "To be 18 forever..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "for sure i needed to be 18 in '69" |
| » Smile said "I was born in the Wrong Generation" |
| » PaT_ said "Maya Angelou, Nicky Giovanni, turn one page and there’s my mommy.
Come on mommy just dance wit me, let the whole world see your dancing feet" |
| » Lone_Star said "Heyyyyy this isn't like in the brochure!" |
| » Mico said ""They said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than President of the United States forever."- Mark (wACk) Twain" |
 | » Mali said "No wonder shes just so damn wack!;)" |
| » Mico said "you know yer west island when you let yer little snack packs run all over yer balcony unatended in buck. when your babysiter is a plant on yer balconey. when you have a piss bucket that you also cooke potatoes in as well. thats how chelsea was rased" |
 | » nter said "BALLZ SACK - mark twain" |
| » AlienZeD said "A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. -Henry Ford" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "all that matters to people is victory... with or without justification" |
| » PaT_ said "there's no need for you to fear me,
if you take the time to hear me,
maybe you can learn to cheer me" |
| » AlienZeD said "You have to be brilliant to recognize genius." |
| » nter said "jesus was a nigger" |
| » AlienZeD said "Shut up! I love you." |
| » Mali said "because he ate anything that would walk near him" |
| » caro said "the fat man walks alone" |
 | » Toltech said "...so dope you'll need detox." |
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