Oneliners |
 | » Rakoon said "Your salvation lie just under your shoes.." |
 | » Wizdumb said "Is it democratic to enforce democracy?" |
 | » beercrack said "bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum. everybody pop their bubblegum" |
 | » Jhon_Quadeyes said "Un chien a bouffé mon tabarnak de footbag!" |
 | » neoform said "I just pooped a turkish gaming hen." |
| » cvxn said "food... more... food..." |
 | » M-A-X said "Awikatchikaen!" |
 | » Mico said "Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years" |
| » Rakoon said "I'll take the blue one" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Holy Rusted Metal Batman!" |
 | » LostPlayBoy said "We can't stop here this is bat country" |
 | » GRASP said "its not considered fingering if you use your thumb!" |
 | » RAD said "Everything Happened!" |
| » AlienZeD said "ECLIPSE!!" |
| » Mico said "My advice is to never take advice." |
| » AlienZeD said "My best advice is to never give advice!" |
| » Rakoon said "Jos Louis and May west are not a sulotion to corrupt this gouvernment" |
| » Mico said "Where the fuck did all my oneliners go!?" |
| » AlienZeD said "That's it!" |
| » Jhon_Quadeyes said "thats it, jme roule un bat." |
| » Wizdumb said "Vatos Locos for life" |
 | » DJ_DTM said ""There are no pills in heaven"" |
| » AlienZeD said "There's no time like the futur!" |
| » M-A-X said "UNSTOPOBLE" |
| » AlienZeD said "Stay cool this is a robbery!" |
| » Rakoon said "J'ai vu, j'ai connu, j'ai 20 cul" |
| » Wizdumb said "History is a lie society agreed upon." |
 | » DrGonzo said "Every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know love" |
 | » MolocH said "The devil's best achievement is convincing men of his non-existence..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Bow before the box style layout!!!!" |
 | » spannungsbogen said "ABRE LOS OJOS!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said """ |
| » xbsd said "caca" |
| » Rakoon said "Gabber is too easy to mix" |
 | » Aikido_911 said "Utilise la force du mental!" |
| » AlienZeD said "You can not chose how you are brought into this world, but you must try until the day you die to make this life you want." |
| » RAD said "Everything WOW!" |
| » AlienZeD said "KE_Rakoon is so ninja." |
| » Rakoon said "Jesse_Savage is so 1986" |
| » Luna-1 said "oneliners are so 1997" |
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