Oneliners |
 | » DJ_DTM said "It feels so bad withought you, it's just like your still here" |
 | » Mico said "Have you ever been in Love? Horrible isn't it?" |
 | » caro said "succumbing to materialism is spiritual weakness. superficiality is the vice of the spiritually insecure." |
 | » dj_sin said "bang your head!" |
| » Mico said "No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately" |
| » caro said "Live to Learn // Learn to Live" |
 | » Psyborg said "Listening to terrorcore while we are seriously stoned could be an interesting experience." |
 | » AlienZeD said "69!" |
 | » Tribal_Morphean said "Vaut mieux etre gele qu etre cave... ca dure moins longtemps" |
 | » beercrack said "i'm from the bush and i've been back and i'm going back to it" |
| » AlienZeD said "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals." |
| » caro said ""Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are"-Kurt Cobain" |
 | » Ultratron said "guy -" she was crazy"
girl - "He was an asshole"" |
 | » Wizdumb said "Hold your head up high and blow your brains out" |
| » Mico said "Point the finger, slow to understand, arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand" |
| » AlienZeD said "Some people blame all their problems on drugs. Drugs never asked to be smoked!" |
| » Mico said "I had totally awesome oneliner, but you guys, like, toally ruined the moment. Pshhhhhh." |
| » DJ_DTM said "I'm on the Atkins diet... atkins take as much drugs as I want, and atkins dance all night long" |
| » AlienZeD said "The key to everlasting happiness ^_^" |
 | » RAD said "plus besoin de sonner a porte maintenant que t as les clefs" |
| » Tribal_Morphean said "why waisting ur spitt on something that's not worth it??? Instead shut up mouth !!!" |
| » Wizdumb said "It's the end of the world as we know it" |
| » Mico said "Herein lies the truth that Emo was created roughly over three-hundred and fifty pages ago." |
| » FreshJive420 said "-so you just leave change on the counter? how do you know peple are taking the right amount?
-theoretically people see change on a couner they assume they're being watched...
-Honesty through paranoia...nice.." |
| » Mico said "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you" |
| » Wizdumb said "It's all a bunch of he said she said bullshit" |
 | » DiddyKong said "Parle de moi en bien, parle de moi en mal... en autant qu't'en parle!" |
| » RAD said "How high am I?" |
| » Tribal_Morphean said "1 word... 3 letters..... LSD !!!! =P" |
| » Mico said "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it." |
| » AlienZeD said "Always Late But Worth The Wait" |
 | » woblz said "in the future we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!!!!!!!!!!!
jay" |
| » AlienZeD said "So like we're going to space?!" |
 | » Ks_beat said "Si on se rend compte que la réalité décrite ressemble souvent à de la science fiction, ne pouvons nous pas envisager que ce soit la science fiction qui ressemble à la réalité" |
| » FreshJive420 said "we're being taken over...we now live in Quebekistan" |
 | » M-A-X said "A war is ending" |
| » AlienZeD said "Crash and Burn" |
| » cvxn said "Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest." |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm done." |
| » DiddyKong said "Alien... Stop.. lolllll" |
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