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 | » xbsd said "aerial_raver is full of schmu" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Time is an illusion, only feeling is real." |
 | » Anarkoid said "Eternity is such a short time. Why are we wasting it?" |
 | » caro said ""It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." -René Descartes" |
| » AlienZeD said "Long live the life you long for." |
| » HowssBoi said "Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. -- John Lennon" |
| » beercrack said "But it’s hard to find/A clever shark/But not blind/Who tells you how to dive/Too easy to be drowned/Clever Shark /Is not blind" |
| » beercrack said "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Youth is a necessity" |
| » beercrack said "t'Etait vraiment beau... vraiment beau! avec ta moustache..." |
 | » Party_Girl said "SYBOLE NICOLE...LACHE LE POT COLLE..YA TROP DE CHOLESTEROL....DANS TON ALCHOL......DIT CRITOL!!!!!" |
| » ooommaaallleyyy said "boom boom boom consume consume consume" |
 | » Amp_Up said "I see dead people..." |
| » cvxn said "What do you see when you close your eyes?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "your denial is beneath you...and thanks to hallucinogenic drugs, I can see through you" |
 | » Monsieur_Petit said "Engagé Baleine!!! Descendez de MON obstacle!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on." |
 | » Wizdumb said "Absolute power corrupts absolutely" |
| » PaT_ said "ahhh lawwww di lawww di" |
| » AlienZeD said "If she gives you anything at all, maybe you should keep her." |
| » AlienZeD said "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." |
| » Wizdumb said "Life is short, life is shit and then it's all over.
-kids in the hall" |
 | » M-A-X said "I heard something.......explosed" |
 | » Tribal_Morphean said "La vie c comme un dance floor, tu fais ta place pis tu suis le beat" |
| » Party_Girl said "CEST PAS PARCE QUE JE SUIS PAS LA...CEST PARCE QUE JE SUIS LABAS......(quand je suis bien accotté)" |
| » HowssBoi said "I'd rather be hated for what I am, than loved for something I'm not" |
| » Amp_Up said ""Smoke weed every day" - Dr. DRE" |
| » AlienZeD said "Sleep and dream reality away" |
 | » Mico said "How?" |
| » beercrack said "why don't you turn yourself inside out" |
| » Mico said "Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." |
| » beercrack said "life is too $hort" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life is too short" |
| » Party_Girl said "life is too short to be pissed off all the time" |
| » Tribal_Morphean said "Im needing balls in your fridge please !!!!!!!!!!!! ----------> julie my neighboors LOL" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life is half spent before we know what it is." |
 | » missysin said "It's better to succeed,especialy when others are waiting for you to fail=)" |
 | » Samwise said "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." |
| » caro said "you haven't bet me yet, though my vision is strained." |
| » Wizdumb said "Is it worse to hate yourself more than you hate people?" |
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