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 | » FreshJive420 said "i wanna be different.....just like everybody else" |
 | » M-A-X said "in 2050 were fucked" |
 | » Penelope said "It's always funny until someone gets hurt... and then it's just hilarious!" |
| » beercrack said "The last attempt to retain human sovereignty over machines is to don them as a fashion accessory, symptomatic of a moronic cultural environment saturated with sloganeering and "attitude", synonomous with the commodity oriented marketing strategies that un" |
 | » AlienZeD said "I am judged by the eyes of the souls that surround me." |
 | » tektanos said "Fume avant que la vie ne te consumme, le cannabis est un fleau, pour le combattre fumons-le" |
| » FreshJive420 said "The Man who Held The World Record For Most Drugs Ever Consumed Was Killed Today By A Pack Of Wild Dogs He Thought He Saw..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Baguette: Now part of this complete sandwhich." |
| » beercrack said "it's a good day to join together and deploy our forces as free consumers to encourage ecological devastation and primordial alienation" |
| » AlienZeD said "B.L.U.N.T" |
 | » caro said "chase -- never settle.....catch // never follow" |
 | » missysin said "The tastiest dish is not revenge...it is success" |
 | » Mico said "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." |
| » AlienZeD said "That's hilarious!..... OOOOOHHH!! I get it.... OMG ahahahahahahaha. :\" |
 | » Party_Girl said "what do u get when you turn 3 blond girls upside down...........2 brunettes" |
| » AlienZeD said "Chains are made to be broken! wait...." |
| » caro said ""We are born free, but we live our lives in chains" - Socrates" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life is like Africa." |
 | » nads said "Detached mind, clinging to the randomness that floats on by." |
| » AlienZeD said "P I T A : It's like flat bread." |
| » Mico said "Life is an ever unfolding blah, blah, blah." |
| » shittrip said "Hello" |
| » Mico said "What the hell are YOU staring at!?" |
 | » Tribal_Morphean said "Why playing if u loose the game in advance.... stop fooling around and rush for victory" |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm just getting started!" |
 | » parano999 said "hellooooooooo my friendss hehe" |
 | » RAD said "I like to play!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "who are you? i'm jim morrison
oh who's that? a wierd naked indian" |
| » M-A-X said "OH SHITE, OH MERDE, OH SHITOS, OH SHITUS!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Old school vibe back to stay" |
| » FreshJive420 said "so put a quarter in your ass, cuz you played yourself" |
| » AlienZeD said "If you build it, they will come." |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "you might discover its easy to allow yourself to relax when you relax without thinking about relaxing relaxation of the relaxed kind now." |
 | » DJ_DTM said "Dont work for the job, make the job work for you." |
| » AlienZeD said "words can't describe what the mind doesn't understand" |
 | » GRASP said "its not the face that you fuck its the fuck that you face!" |
 | » Amp_Up said "Le temps ne passe pas, c'est nous qui le traversons." |
 | » AYkiN0XiA said "to be old and wise you first have to be young and stupid" |
| » AlienZeD said "All jerk and foreplay make Jack a dull boy." |
| » missysin said "Life is waisted when you choose not to dream." |
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