Oneliners |
 | » beercrack said "jack of all trades. master of none" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Don't put all your crabs in the same bucket." |
| » beercrack said "check out the crabs in the bucket" |
| » AlienZeD said "There's a party in my pants, but you're not on the guest list." |
| » beercrack said "keep it truthy" |
| » AlienZeD said "Truth doesn't just 'go away'." |
 | » m4xom4x said "The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. Ultimately, after endlessly repeated rebuffs, it succeeds. This is one of the few points in which it may be optimistic about the future of mankind, but in itself" |
| » AlienZeD said "The Everlasting Bob Stoppa" |
| » beercrack said "what more can i be. all apologies" |
| » AlienZeD said "Playing with fire's going to get you burnt." |
 | » domdom said "be happy be like me" |
 | » caro said "im super, thanks for asking!" |
 | » moohk said "I'M TURNING OVER A NEW NOSTRIL" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "De grand pouvoir implique de grande responsabiliter...
-Oncle Ben" |
 | » M-A-X said "Max use the fax" |
| » little6devil9 said "Hey ya all anyone on hear from toronto" |
| » AlienZeD said "I miss" |
 | » Doone said "la rapeuse et le rappala sont deux instruments nécessaires pour s'amuser" |
 | » Mico said "If it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid." |
| » Doone said "hohé hohé it's danny's night tonight" |
| » AlienZeD said "Worry about something you CAN control... like lunch." |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Et ben...bonne journée a vous aussi et tant qua y etre...bonne nuits ;)" |
| » koljc said "bonjour tous le monde!!" |
 | » Mali said "date the rape" |
| » PsychoNympho said "allo" |
| » Doone said "Cir cul lé svp" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "circle...it...the new line" |
| » moohk said "Hooping is the New Lines" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Ben Salut...j'imagine que sa doit être le fun de se fair répondre contre tout attente" |
| » koljc said "bonjour" |
 | » Party_Girl said "a bitch is a female dog,a dog barks,bark is from a tree,tree is from nature,nature is very beautiful...thank you very much" |
| » beercrack said "old is the new new and new is the new old" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "And you will probably say that Hell it the new Heaven!!!" |
| » moohk said "Ass is the New Tits" |
 | » Elusive said "Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." |
| » M-A-X said "ok take 2; The best about drugs is not the detox....is the retox!" |
| » moohk said "Pink is the new Black" |
| » Doone said "better to be than having been" |
 | » GRASP said "Is it gay in here or is it just you?" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "***********BELIEVE*************" |
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