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 | » Doone said "lamore, oui toujours lamore, lamore fraternel, lamore de ses enfants, lamore de son pays, de son travail, de ses amis, de son amour...lamore toujours lamore...." |
 | » Party_Girl said "i dont need your attitude,i got my own" |
 | » AlienZeD said "God I love these pancakes." |
| » Party_Girl said "love existed in the olden days!!!weddings are just proof of who takes what when the divorce comes along!!!" |
 | » DiddyKong said "Es-ce que l'amour éxiste vraiment ??" |
| » Party_Girl said "je suis pas la banque a piton" |
| » Doone said "la vie est une maladie transmise sexuellement" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont worry theres always somebody worse than you" |
 | » rave_dolphin said "One man`s ceiling is another man`s floor" |
| » Doone said "cé pas comment longtemps tu dors, cé comment bien tu dors qui compte" |
| » Party_Girl said "if it didnt work out the first time it wont be better the seconde" |
| » Doone said "I die inside everytime I close my eyes" |
| » Party_Girl said "i hate everything about you,why do i love you...you hate everything about me,why do you love me!!!" |
| » DiddyKong said "Note à moi-même: Ne plus prendre de douche pendant que la laveuse est en marche" |
| » Party_Girl said "candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" |
| » DiddyKong said "The Sunshine is HardCore" |
 | » Hidra said "FUCK YEAH!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Alcohol: Now part of this complete WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo" |
| » Party_Girl said "loved by few,hated by many,respected by all" |
 | » verbose said "life is like a box of chocolates; i always get stuck with those that taste like crap." |
 | » hazel said "Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey." |
 | » erika-flash said "I'm working and unambiguously not enjoying it...LoL" |
| » AlienZeD said "If you're having fun, you're not working." |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "Un pour tous...et...tous pour UN" |
| » AlienZeD said "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and inevitably getting poorer." |
 | » poke-check said "Si tu deplogue ben replogue il faut rester brancher" |
| » Doone said "la pluie ne sert qu'a nous faire apprécier le soleil" |
| » Party_Girl said "its not hard to find a job,its hard to find one you like!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am a serial monogamist." |
 | » A.S.H said "si c pas salle de tan en tan c que sa use pas" |
| » Party_Girl said "its not the size that counts, its how you work it" |
| » A.S.H said "c possible fair plaisir a tous le monde car a ceux que tu plai pas dans ta vie tu va plaire dans ta mort." |
| » Party_Girl said "Another man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate" |
| » A.S.H said "si avoir mal c la preuve que tu est en vie, fuck it tuer moi quelqun." |
 | » moohk said "i'm thinking anal!" |
 | » M-A-X said "J'ai peter et ma maison a exploser" |
 | » Mico said "The kill the bear!" |
| » Doone said "merde !" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life's a shit sandwhich, if you use enough bread, you can't taste the shit." |
| » Party_Girl said "fuck it, smells what my day felt like,,,shit" |
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