Oneliners |
 | » Party_Girl said "you get good stuff when you earn good stuff" |
 | » Butterman said ""I didn't let it out for air..."" |
 | » oreade said "Tout fini par se savoir. Si vous ne voulez pas que ca se sache, mieux vaut encore ne pas le faire." |
| » Butterman said "To Party Girl: PHAT: Pretty HoT And Tempting" |
 | » verbose said "it ain't a party unless someone rearranges furniture." |
| » Party_Girl said "if you got the right people and the right time,you can make any party good!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "There's nothing wrong with being attracted to me." |
 | » Doone said "tellement vrai que tout cela" |
| » Party_Girl said "gosh do i love oneliners!!!" |
| » oreade said "En viellissant on voit de mieux en mieux vers quoi on se dirige... le cimetiere! - Citation de ma moman!" |
| » Doone said "who's said that they're is no heaven on the country road" |
| » Party_Girl said "PHAT....pretty hot and tempted!!!" |
| » Doone said "pour certain c'est la raison, pour d'autres c'est d'avoir la raison" |
| » Party_Girl said "you remind me of bacon...the way you sizzle!!!" |
| » Doone said "guns could lift you up for a while but at the end bring you down" |
| » Party_Girl said "men are like handguns, keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it!!!" |
 | » djCasTproS said "car la beauté est invisible a l'oeil nue...." |
| » Doone said "..et oui parfois l'invisible, le caché,le défendu est ce qu'il y a de plus intriguant la" |
| » Party_Girl said "have you seen Ray Charles wife? well neither has he!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Sometimes are good." |
| » Party_Girl said "what is the thinest book in the world? what men know about women!!!" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "Salut sa fart!" |
| » Party_Girl said "if barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy all her friends!!!" |
 | » A.S.H said "I aint no fred flintstone but i can sure make your bedrock!" |
| » Party_Girl said "why do people who know least know the loudest!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "when a girl ofers you a thresome with another girl, all you have to do is smile nod and enjoy a great ride!" |
| » Party_Girl said "i dont work out, i eat out and take out!!!!" |
 | » moohk said "Jellyfish are the new Unicorns" |
 | » Hidra said "must..sleep..." |
 | » Mico said "So, I was in the process of making myself a steak sandwich and realized that I had no Miracle Whip." |
| » djCasTproS said "EMO... !" |
| » Doone said "sometimes life is good just enought to be apreciate...." |
| » Party_Girl said "im rich ,ive been off wellfare for 3 days now!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Hey you know your realy hot? you must be the real reason for global warming!" |
| » Party_Girl said "how do men sort their laundry? FILTY AND FILTY BUT WEARABLE!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Hey do you know the essential difference between sex and a conversation? No? Do you want to go upstairs and talk?" |
| » Party_Girl said "what goes up must come down!!!" |
| » Mico said "Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam." |
| » Doone said "mama swing the hammer, papa twist the bumper" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Un gars propre garde rien en dedans!!!!" |
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