Oneliners |
 | » Party_Girl said "soyer patient, maigrir demande du temps!!!" |
 | » Butterman said "Life is like a hot bath; it feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Pills love people, but people love pills..." |
 | » Anisotonic said "(accent européen) Si tu es une fille sans "sex appeal", il te reste toujours le "sexe à piles"!" |
 | » Doone said "Il n'y a pas de service au numero que vous avez composer....Veuillez verifier le numero et composer de nouveau....Ceci est un message enregistrer." |
| » Party_Girl said "Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it." |
 | » voided said "Like a steak drizzled in slut sauce!" |
| » AlienZeD said "No one knows any one." |
| » Party_Girl said "ya jaimais rien qui arrive pour rien!!!" |
| » Butterman said "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAIwe4cmi-M" |
| » Party_Girl said "Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied." |
| » AlienZeD said "How do THESE apples appeal to you?" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "No matter what anyone tells you, life is EASY and FUN :P" |
| » Party_Girl said "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." |
 | » DiddyKong said "Osti que j'en ai fais des chose ordinaire dans vie !!" |
| » Butterman said "As "they" say; keep your friends close, keep your enemies within firing range!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair." |
| » Butterman said "LIFE is a STRUGGLE;
against a world and its inhabitants,
who try to force you to
give up, give in, and kill yourself!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Never underestimate your opponent. Never take what he offers you" |
| » Butterman said "Humans are harsh/spoiled/selfish/hypocrites" |
 | » Mico said "Life is good." |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "Vive la roue!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I love my velo." |
| » Party_Girl said "I write for the unlearned about things in which I am unlearned myself." |
| » KeyMiNDer said "...on est ou la tBk!..." |
| » AlienZeD said "I am extremely sure of myself, I guess...." |
 | » spike said "La phrase theme de la st-jean: Ya tu Deja eu un chemin???" |
| » Doone said "la revolution vient d'en dedans, pas d'en dehors...." |
| » AlienZeD said "I hate people who complain." |
| » Doone said "Voyons!!!!! j'ai-tu oublier mon pittbull a kek part moi la......:)" |
| » Party_Girl said "The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you." |
| » AlienZeD said "This rating system is so overrated." |
| » Party_Girl said "i wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I like." |
| » Doone said "Lorsque le pouvoir de l'amour surpassera l'amour du pouvoir, enfin nous vivrons tous en paix" |
| » Mico said "People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access." |
| » AlienZeD said "War is good for business." |
 | » M-A-X said "A day they will give a war and nobody will come" |
| » AlienZeD said "Tell my wife I said: "Hello."" |
| » Mico said "So little to say... and so much time." |
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