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| » Party_Girl said "I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones."  | 
| » Turtle said "Where there is a will there is a way!!!!"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!"  | 
| » DiddyKong said "Chu comme.... Trop sur Rave.ca    :S"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "there is always a terrorist behind a BUSH"  | 
| » Doone said "Les belles filles sont comme le téléphone, toujours occuper"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "once they go black you dont take them back......lol"  | 
| » DiddyKong said "Solution pour sortir d'une dépression: "SORT DE CHEZ VOUS!!!""  | 
| » Party_Girl said "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."  | 
| » Doone said "En fait dans la vie pourquoi s'en faire quand les autres s'en charge a votre place...."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave."  | 
| » hazel said "Despite All My Rave I'm Still Just A Bat In a Cave"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."  | 
| » MissTBK said "Saché que du haut de mon B-52, je vois tout!"  | 
| » DCRn said "The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."  | 
| » KeyMiNDer said "sans lobscuriter la lumiere ne se ferais point valoir!"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos."  | 
| » DiddyKong said "Le meilleur ami de l'homme est... le chien !!"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "the biggest tool of an abuser is too isolate the victime!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "Ha comme le soleil a soleiler"  | 
| » Mico said "Yo, this guy totally rapes children."  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Age is not important unless you're a cheese."  | 
| » oreade said "Tu commence a vieillir le jour ou tu cesses d'apprendre."  | 
| » DiddyKong said "I need to think about something else !"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."  | 
| » DCRn said "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Everybody, yes, everybody wants pie."  | 
| » Doone said "Chuck aurait pas mieux dit!"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "You're free to do anything you want, so long as you're willing to accept living with the consequences of your actions."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."  | 
| » BOBDYLAN said "Why cant we be ourselves like we were yesterday"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Useless laws weaken necessary laws."  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Live free."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer."  | 
| » DiddyKong said "C'est juste une passe... qui passe... pis qui r'passe !!"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."  | 
| » AlienZeD said "I'm not your regular sandwhich."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement."  | 
| » DiddyKong said "People Say Theyre Loving You,But Deep Inside Theyre Cheating You,All Those Faces Aren't Real Soon Or Later They'll Disappear ."  | 
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