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| » Doone said "c'est trop bon...lolll..."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Listen the next time you hear silence."  | 
| » Doone said "la beauty est celle que vous remarquez, la charmeuse est celle qui vous remarque"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "quand il part il est partie"  | 
| » Doone said "si vous vous sentez trop bien, alors utilisez un antisudorifique"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "ya toujours de la vériter dans une joke!!!"  | 
| » Mico said "I want to be covered in the blood of Jesus."  | 
| » Turtle said "here lizard lizard lizard"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "give everyone a chance, nobody deserves to be judged if you dont even know them!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "le matelot de répondre, because we're only dust in the wind we should aways do so"  | 
| » jolandryx said "vie ta vie a fond la caisse"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Only through imitation do we develop toward originality."  | 
| » Trey said "" Hard work pays in the long run, but laziness pays off right now ""  | 
| » Mico said "Eat Meat."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "wherever you go,go with all your heart!!!"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Age is not important unless you're a cheese."  | 
| » Butterman said "Right Now What Is Going On? We Gotta Get It Going on, Before it's too far gone: We gotta work together, it's been too long"  | 
| » system_glitch said "There are two kind of people in this world, those who like to watch accidents, and those who like to cause them."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "si tu dégoutes ti-proute,assis toi ou enlignes-toi!!!"  | 
| » DiddyKong said "Boum....   AHHHHhhhhh.....  Chek Chek Tchiki chek chek"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "OMG NUCLEAR EXPLOSURE"  | 
| » DiddyKong said "Conseil: Ne pas prendre d'LSD un mercredi soir en plein centre-ville.. quand tu travail sur la rive-nord à 8h du matin !!!"  | 
| » DrGonzo said "I like your tit. It erects me in my pants."  | 
| » moohk said "a day without sunshine is like, you know, night..."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it."  | 
| » Mico said "I pooed my pants."  | 
| » BOBDYLAN said "I love tomatoes"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."  | 
| » Doone said "les femmes sont comme les oignons..finissent toujours par nous faire pleurer"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants."  | 
| » moohk said "eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Even the wicked get worse than they deserve"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "I'm a stoner, all of you are nothing but marijuanabees."  | 
| » Doone said "comme le dit si bien le parrain, la parole est d'argent mais le silence est d'or..."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, rather than open it and remove all doubt."  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Happiness comes in smiles."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out."  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Life is to die for."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."  | 
| » DiddyKong said "I reco' or Area Cod'"  | 
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