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 | » KeyMiNDer said "Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly!" |
 | » Party_Girl said "flying isnt whats dangerous but crashing is!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "patience is counting down without blasting off!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Rhalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! Derkr Derkr Mohammed Jihad!" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" |
| » AlienZeD said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." |
 | » system_glitch said "Work and Fuck are both words from the 4 letter familly" |
 | » hazel said "you're born alone, you die alone; everything in between can be fixed with photoshop" |
 | » djCasTproS said "C'est ainsi que je survie dans cette urbaine jeune gueule. Des enfants dociles, le monde est hostile Je m'appelle X, elle s'appelle Y Je veux être près d'elle comme le sont ces deux lettres Et j'crois que l'amour ne m'aime pas Quand on m'dit &t'en a connu" |
 | » oreade said "A beau mentir qui vie la tête cachée dans le sable" |
 | » moohk said "every line means something" |
| » AlienZeD said "Age is a high price to pay for maturity." |
| » hazel said "mint tea is the new benzodiazepam" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Let get WORK!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "piknic electronik" |
| » moohk said "fake it til you make it" |
| » hazel said "enable is the new empower" |
 | » Doone said "and Abott answer to Costello : par tribord, capitaine" |
| » Party_Girl said "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" |
| » Doone said "Olé molly sté pas les mosquitos...lolllll" |
| » Party_Girl said "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent." |
| » Doone said "Olé louya" |
| » oreade said "Les femmes pardonnent parfois à celui qui brusque l'occasion, mais jamais à celui qui la manque - Talleyrand" |
| » Doone said "Oley Molly" |
| » Party_Girl said "Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people." |
| » Doone said "Olé Cow !" |
| » Party_Girl said "The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead." |
 | » MaxDirt said "Do Drugs!" |
| » Party_Girl said "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass." |
| » moohk said "sobriety is the new 'i'm pretending everything is okay'" |
 | » Mico said "I IS POOPY PANTS!" |
| » Doone said "Oley Smoke Meat !" |
| » Party_Girl said "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it." |
| » AlienZeD said "What if?" |
| » Mico said "The existance, or non-existance, of a God is by far the most useless and obnoxious coversation that can be had by man." |
 | » Su3- said "il faut toutes sorte de monde pour faire un monde" |
 | » DiddyKong said "La vie dure pas longtemps... fait les bonnes décisions si tu veux pas regretter !" |
 | » caro said "i want to want to grow old with you, yea know?" |
| » Party_Girl said "if it aint broke, you cant fix it" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "w:R:1" |
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