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| » KeyMiNDer said "pis si il est "made in china" est-ce que les probaliter sont reduite?"  | 
| » M-A-X said "Selon l'armée, un lance-grenade peut régler 75% de vos problèmes quotidien"  | 
| » Doone said "Benny and the set jet"  | 
| » DiddyKong said "la drogue cé un tattoo sur le cerveau"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "cest pas grave si tu depense 100$ au dolorama,ta 100 choses"  | 
| » KeyMiNDer said "...NeverEnding partyStories..."  | 
| » Doone said "like a Karma Police"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "good judgement comes from bad experience and alot of that comes from bad judgement!!!"  | 
| » Mico said "I am lonely."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "never test the depth of water with both feet!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "un arbre pousse de l'intérieur vers l'exterieur."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "life is not about what happens to us,its about what we do with it!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "and also it's because when soul meet body"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "if at first you dont succeed than sky diving is not for you!!!!"  | 
| » KeyMiNDer said "Why Not!?!"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "it isnt easy to keep your mouth and your mind opened at the same time!!!"  | 
| » Turtle said "do unto others as they do unto u!!!"  | 
| » DiddyKong said "k od 4 mah bday"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Some people burn the candle at both ends... I assume."  | 
| » Mico said "WOW! OMFG!"  | 
| » KeyMiNDer said "NOW"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "encourage discipline,never ask for it!!!"  | 
| » system_glitch said "I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore."  | 
| » hazel said "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "if your dog is fat, then your not getting enough excercise!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "c'est mieux etre un bon numero cinq qu'un mauvais numero un"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "my mind not only wanders but leaves completely!!!!"  | 
| » KeyMiNDer said "yeah yeah"  | 
| » Doone said "plus facile garocher des chaises qu'en recevoir"  | 
| » Mico said "Most people don't know what they believe, we have to tell them."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "E.T.C: a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "blues my shoes"  | 
| » Party_Girl said "if this saying didnt exist, somebody wouldve invented it!!!"  | 
| » Doone said "The more you live the faster you will die"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "I'm lovin' crack."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "to make a long story short....dont tell it!!!"  | 
| » AlienZeD said "Je me souviens pas."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "a person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person!!!!"  | 
| » A.S.H said "Drugs and partys, sex and raving are certanly a way of life that is most fun, but when your time is done and you forget the drugs a whole new life opens up with your love ones."  | 
| » Party_Girl said "i like long walks,especially those taken by people who annoy me."  | 
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