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 | On Tue Oct 31, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Creativity is the randomness I like" |
| On Sun Oct 29, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I used to believe in Santa Claus, but then he killed my pa." |
| On Fri Oct 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Hey Baby, wanna kill all humans?" |
| On Fri Oct 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Voice just may mean the difference." |
| On Thu Oct 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Give me ambiguity, or give me something else." |
| On Tue Oct 24, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I am judged by the eyes of the souls that surround me." |
| On Mon Oct 23, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Baguette: Now part of this complete sandwhich." |
| On Sun Oct 22, 2006 » AlienZeD said "B.L.U.N.T" |
| On Fri Oct 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "That's hilarious!..... OOOOOHHH!! I get it.... OMG ahahahahahahaha. :\" |
| On Thu Oct 19, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Chains are made to be broken! wait...." |
| On Thu Oct 19, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Life is like Africa." |
| On Thu Oct 19, 2006 » AlienZeD said "P I T A : It's like flat bread." |
| On Sun Oct 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'm just getting started!" |
| On Thu Oct 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Old school vibe back to stay" |
| On Thu Oct 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "If you build it, they will come." |
| On Thu Oct 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "words can't describe what the mind doesn't understand" |
| On Tue Oct 10, 2006 » AlienZeD said "All jerk and foreplay make Jack a dull boy." |
| On Tue Oct 10, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Time is an illusion, only feeling is real." |
| On Mon Oct 9, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Long live the life you long for." |
| On Fri Oct 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Youth is a necessity" |
| On Tue Oct 3, 2006 » AlienZeD said "A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on." |
| On Mon Oct 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "If she gives you anything at all, maybe you should keep her." |
| On Mon Oct 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." |
| On Sat Sep 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Sleep and dream reality away" |
| On Thu Sep 28, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Life is too short" |
| On Thu Sep 28, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Life is half spent before we know what it is." |
| On Mon Sep 25, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The past gives us the means, the present gives us the motive and the future gives us the will." |
| On Sun Sep 24, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Life is beautiful" |
| On Sat Sep 23, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Let's get you wet and all the way home without clothes... I mean!!! uhhh..." |
| On Sat Sep 23, 2006 » AlienZeD said "So So So, Solidarité" |
| On Fri Sep 22, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Hey Baby, wanna kill all humans?" |
| On Thu Sep 21, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life." |
| On Wed Sep 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I can't believe it's not butter... Spray." |
| On Wed Sep 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Sugar, Sugar. Honey, Honey... you are, my candy, girl." |
| On Tue Sep 19, 2006 » AlienZeD said "All these years I thought spam came in a can." |
| On Mon Sep 18, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Crazier than you think." |
| On Sat Sep 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." |
| On Sat Sep 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Consistency is overrated" |
| On Fri Sep 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Love is like surgery, if you can't keep your cool, you fuck everything up." |
| On Wed Sep 13, 2006 » AlienZeD said "It is not important who is right, but what is right." |
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