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 | On Sat Dec 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "My Mom says I'm a Loser." |
| On Sat Dec 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "OMG" |
| On Thu Nov 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "In one ear and out the other." |
| On Thu Nov 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "How can you tell if you've fullfilled your purpose on earth? If you're alive, you haven't." |
| On Thu Nov 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Magic is what we don't understand." |
| On Wed Nov 29, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Booty is where it is at." |
| On Wed Nov 29, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I am because I feel ways about stuff." |
| On Mon Nov 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Long Live Humanity" |
| On Mon Nov 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "It's not the destination that counts, but the chimney. The CHIMNEY!" |
| On Mon Nov 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Act like a bitch and I'll treat you like one." |
| On Sun Nov 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "All In." |
| On Fri Nov 24, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Needles make you Needy." |
| On Fri Nov 24, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Live or let die." |
| On Thu Nov 23, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Orgasms are just a state of mind. Come over and I'll prove it." |
| On Wed Nov 22, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The Vagina is the only pathway to pleasure." |
| On Tue Nov 21, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Money isn't worth the cost." |
| On Tue Nov 21, 2006 » AlienZeD said "statement" |
| On Mon Nov 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Drugs are the devil in disguise." |
| On Sun Nov 19, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Vote For Bush in 2008" |
| On Sat Nov 18, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Be Prepared" |
| On Fri Nov 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I used to have a drug problem, now I'm fucked." |
| On Fri Nov 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "H.E.A.V.E.N." |
| On Fri Nov 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Wanna have some plutonic sex?" |
| On Thu Nov 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "What goes around, comes back different." |
| On Thu Nov 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "If you can't beat em, kill their family." |
| On Thu Nov 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is." |
| On Wed Nov 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "God Condones Living." |
| On Wed Nov 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Hey baby, didn't your mother teach you to share?" |
| On Tue Nov 14, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Millions of children die of starvation while millions are spent on Bongs..." |
| On Mon Nov 13, 2006 » AlienZeD said "How do you like your coffee?" |
| On Sun Nov 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The War On Apathy" |
| On Fri Nov 10, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You put the 'cute' in 'electrocute'." |
| On Fri Nov 10, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Hot box!" |
| On Thu Nov 9, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Reality is what you think it is." |
| On Wed Nov 8, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You have nothing to fear except Bush himself." |
| On Mon Nov 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The only real obstacles are the ones in your mind." |
| On Sun Nov 5, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Ah! A pristine example of the wild spotted jelly donut." |
| On Fri Nov 3, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Can I borrow your hose? I have to protesters to scatter." |
| On Fri Nov 3, 2006 » AlienZeD said "This is the softest basket I've ever felt." |
| On Thu Nov 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'm the best you can do." |
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