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 | On Sat Dec 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are either taken or handicapped." |
| On Sat Dec 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Funky Girls Rock HardCore" |
| On Wed Dec 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'm an extreme moderator!" |
| On Wed Dec 27, 2006 » AlienZeD said "It's a Man's world, woman are allowed to live in it." |
| On Tue Dec 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Hey you! Yeah you! I'm ignoring you!!!" |
| On Mon Dec 25, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Le docteur s'est mis a opéré a 6h30 et son fils finit l'école à 4h30. Quelle est le nom du chauffeur d'autobus?" |
| On Sat Dec 23, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I am not not redundant!" |
| On Fri Dec 22, 2006 » AlienZeD said "He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." |
| On Thu Dec 21, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Merry Christmas" |
| On Thu Dec 21, 2006 » AlienZeD said "This could be the end as we know it, the end of the World! Of Warcraft!" |
| On Wed Dec 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Gord Bless You." |
| On Wed Dec 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I am a practicing Atheist" |
| On Tue Dec 19, 2006 » AlienZeD said "If you don't earn it, you'll never be absolutely satisfied by it." |
| On Mon Dec 18, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Peace, Love, Unity, Really?!" |
| On Sun Dec 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Hate is for the stupid." |
| On Sat Dec 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Gotta love someone" |
| On Sat Dec 16, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Never trust an experienced person." |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The Revolution has a 3 inch dick." |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Love is how hard you try." |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Two shoes are better than none." |
| On Fri Dec 15, 2006 » AlienZeD said "No foetus can beat us!" |
| On Thu Dec 14, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Plekan X" |
| On Thu Dec 14, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Do I jump from this wretched cliff and slam into the sharp rocks at the bottom, ending my life and my embarrassment, or do I go back inside, and try to tell the joke again?" |
| On Thu Dec 14, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Oh My Ovaries" |
| On Wed Dec 13, 2006 » AlienZeD said ""Watch me as I make The World Trade Center disappear!" The beginning and end of Osama Bin Laden's career in magic." |
| On Tue Dec 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Careful, she's got a banana!" |
| On Tue Dec 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I wish I was fish." |
| On Tue Dec 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Good to the last drop." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You say you are a rebel, while following the heard." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You're looking for a definition, without knowing the word." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Don't put all your crabs in the same bucket." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "There's a party in my pants, but you're not on the guest list." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Truth doesn't just 'go away'." |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The Everlasting Bob Stoppa" |
| On Mon Dec 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Playing with fire's going to get you burnt." |
| On Sat Dec 9, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I miss" |
| On Fri Dec 8, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Worry about something you CAN control... like lunch." |
| On Tue Dec 5, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I was Napped in '77." |
| On Mon Dec 4, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You saved my life! Please don't kill me!" |
| On Sun Dec 3, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Thinking is for idiots... think about that!" |
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