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 | On Sat May 5, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris." |
| On Thu May 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said "lol" |
| On Thu May 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said """ |
| On Wed May 2, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am faster than the internet!" |
| On Wed May 2, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Ambition is my greatest ally." |
| On Tue May 1, 2007 » AlienZeD said "That's a spicy meatball." |
| On Thu Apr 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Drop it like it's pot! (and the cops are coming)" |
| On Thu Apr 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I don't cheat, I share." |
| On Tue Apr 24, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Girls are like lava lamps: they look like they are made of magic, but you can get one for 9.99$ at Walmart." |
| On Mon Apr 23, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I've always wanted a 6 pack." |
| On Sun Apr 22, 2007 » AlienZeD said "The first step towards the right answer is the right question." |
| On Fri Apr 20, 2007 » AlienZeD said "All a woman wants, is what she wants." |
| On Fri Apr 20, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I love therefore I stress." |
| On Thu Apr 19, 2007 » AlienZeD said "It's Pizza Time" |
| On Wed Apr 18, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Off The Wall" |
| On Mon Apr 16, 2007 » AlienZeD said "One man's folly is another man's wife." |
| On Sat Apr 14, 2007 » AlienZeD said "My way or the stoned way!" |
| On Fri Apr 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Melts in your server, not in your hand." |
| On Wed Apr 4, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Aliens are just you're excuse for being incompetent." |
| On Tue Apr 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Always expect the unexpected." |
| On Tue Apr 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." |
| On Mon Apr 2, 2007 » AlienZeD said "God I love these pancakes." |
| On Thu Mar 29, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Alcohol: Now part of this complete WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo" |
| On Wed Mar 28, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If you're having fun, you're not working." |
| On Wed Mar 28, 2007 » AlienZeD said "The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and inevitably getting poorer." |
| On Tue Mar 27, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am a serial monogamist." |
| On Fri Mar 23, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Life's a shit sandwhich, if you use enough bread, you can't taste the shit." |
| On Thu Mar 22, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Only 19.95$. And if you order now, you'll receive our product in the mail!" |
| On Wed Mar 21, 2007 » AlienZeD said "To the batmobile!" |
| On Mon Mar 19, 2007 » AlienZeD said "You're stuck in this 3 dimension mind set." |
| On Sat Mar 17, 2007 » AlienZeD said "That's not psytrance, that's Skazi!" |
| On Fri Mar 16, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Doing the right thing isn't always cool; but being cool isn't always smart." |
| On Thu Mar 15, 2007 » AlienZeD said "No problem has a solution because if there was a solution it wouldn't be a problem." |
| On Wed Mar 14, 2007 » AlienZeD said "lol mange une banane" |
| On Tue Mar 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "There's no place like http://localhost either." |
| On Tue Mar 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Protection: How DARE you question me!?" |
| On Fri Mar 9, 2007 » AlienZeD said "mmmmmmmmmmm float" |
| On Wed Mar 7, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I only date lesbians." |
| On Tue Mar 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "There's nothing quite like anything." |
| On Tue Mar 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Ma mere!" |
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