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 | On Sat Jul 21, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Life is to die for." |
| On Sat Jul 21, 2007 » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!" |
| On Tue Jul 17, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." |
| On Mon Jul 16, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Everybody, yes, everybody wants pie." |
| On Sat Jul 14, 2007 » AlienZeD said "You're free to do anything you want, so long as you're willing to accept living with the consequences of your actions." |
| On Fri Jul 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Live free." |
| On Fri Jul 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm not your regular sandwhich." |
| On Sun Jul 8, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm not perfect, just flawless." |
| On Sat Jul 7, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Nice genitalia, would you like to share a cup of coffee someday?" |
| On Fri Jul 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Stand up for your right to sit down." |
| On Tue Jul 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Drop it like it's pot (and the cops are coming)" |
| On Sat Jun 30, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Time spent away is time well wasted." |
| On Fri Jun 29, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Pills love people, but people love pills..." |
| On Thu Jun 28, 2007 » AlienZeD said "No one knows any one." |
| On Thu Jun 28, 2007 » AlienZeD said "How do THESE apples appeal to you?" |
| On Tue Jun 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I love my velo." |
| On Tue Jun 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am extremely sure of myself, I guess...." |
| On Mon Jun 25, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I hate people who complain." |
| On Sat Jun 23, 2007 » AlienZeD said "This rating system is so overrated." |
| On Sat Jun 23, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I like." |
| On Fri Jun 22, 2007 » AlienZeD said "War is good for business." |
| On Fri Jun 22, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Tell my wife I said: "Hello."" |
| On Sun Jun 17, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'd put MY stick in YOUR mud." |
| On Thu Jun 14, 2007 » AlienZeD said "God made me do it." |
| On Wed Jun 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Look out! It's Jesus!!!" |
| On Tue Jun 12, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Vote." |
| On Sat Jun 9, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Is that a 1947 Chevrolet Pinto in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?" |
| On Mon Jun 4, 2007 » AlienZeD said "There's nothing wrong with being attracted to me." |
| On Fri Jun 1, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Sometimes are good." |
| On Fri May 25, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Don't stick it in her, without the gin in her." |
| On Sat May 19, 2007 » AlienZeD said "repeat after me" |
| On Wed May 16, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm the one your mother warned you about." |
| On Tue May 15, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap." |
| On Tue May 15, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Never trust anything with free will." |
| On Sun May 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Get naked." |
| On Thu May 10, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Ya man! you're in my speed dial. All I do is press 64493 and it calls you!" |
| On Thu May 10, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris makes onions cry." |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » AlienZeD said "God Bless Us All, Except Timmy." |
| On Mon May 7, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Everybody say oooooooooh." |
| On Sun May 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Get your coat, we're going to vegas." |
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