AlienZeD's Profile - Oneliners |
 | On Sun Oct 28, 2007 » AlienZeD said "They call me by my name." |
| On Fri Oct 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Lesbians agree that I'm OK." |
| On Fri Oct 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "When you say someone has skeleton's in their closet, does that mean the skeleton is gay?" |
| On Thu Oct 25, 2007 » AlienZeD said "You are reading text." |
| On Tue Oct 23, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm just a crazy." |
| On Sat Oct 20, 2007 » AlienZeD said "NUDITY!" |
| On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am therefore I think I am." |
| On Thu Oct 18, 2007 » AlienZeD said "There's a lot more future than ever before!" |
| On Fri Oct 5, 2007 » AlienZeD said "The british are coming!" |
| On Thu Oct 4, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." |
| On Wed Oct 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Guns don't kill people, time kills people." |
| On Wed Oct 3, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Life is long and hard, just like me bebe." |
| On Tue Sep 25, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am certain there is too much certainy in the world." |
| On Tue Sep 25, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Our ability to essentially predict the future is our strongest but least used quality." |
| On Fri Sep 21, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Would you like to make love? No? How about some casual sex then?" |
| On Thu Sep 20, 2007 » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia: Food eats you!" |
| On Tue Sep 18, 2007 » AlienZeD said "My parents never had children." |
| On Fri Sep 14, 2007 » AlienZeD said "The less you talk, the more you're listened to." |
| On Thu Sep 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Want to see how hard headed I can be?" |
| On Wed Sep 12, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Don't eat that chicken! I had sex with it." |
| On Tue Sep 11, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Ever been deceived? Ha! You're so gullible." |
| On Mon Sep 10, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I wasted so much time on that time machine, if only I could go back in time and not waste my time on it." |
| On Sat Sep 8, 2007 » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, TVwatches you!" |
| On Fri Sep 7, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Alice's WonderHand." |
| On Thu Sep 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I can win a game of connect four in only three moves." |
| On Sun Sep 2, 2007 » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, Cat pets You!" |
| On Sun Aug 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "A picture says a thousand words." |
| On Wed Aug 22, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Treachery assumes rebellion." |
| On Tue Aug 21, 2007 » AlienZeD said "don't take life too seriously" |
| On Thu Aug 16, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Some people burn the candle at both ends... I assume." |
| On Fri Aug 10, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm lovin' crack." |
| On Fri Aug 10, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Je me souviens pas." |
| On Wed Aug 8, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Rhalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! Derkr Derkr Mohammed Jihad!" |
| On Wed Aug 8, 2007 » AlienZeD said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." |
| On Mon Aug 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Age is a high price to pay for maturity." |
| On Thu Aug 2, 2007 » AlienZeD said "What if?" |
| On Thu Jul 26, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." |
| On Tue Jul 24, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things." |
| On Mon Jul 23, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm a stoner, all of you are nothing but marijuanabees." |
| On Sat Jul 21, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Happiness comes in smiles." |
AlienZeD's Profile - Oneliners | [ Top Of Page ] |
Post New Oneliner |
You must be logged-in to post a oneliner.
Post New Oneliner | [ Top Of Page ] |
