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 | On Wed May 20, 2009 » AlienZeD said "I'm looking for the sixteenth chapel." |
| On Fri May 15, 2009 » AlienZeD said "blue shirt red shoes blue shirt red shoes blue shirt red shoes...." |
| On Tue May 12, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Only influencial men can get away with saying 'we'." |
| On Tue May 12, 2009 » AlienZeD said "The Fingernail: God's screwdriver." |
| On Wed Apr 8, 2009 » AlienZeD said ""People should do the right thing because it is right, not because they are going to be punished if they don't."" |
| On Sun Mar 29, 2009 » AlienZeD said "If you're still in the race, pick up the pace." |
| On Sun Mar 29, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Don't look, find." |
| On Wed Mar 25, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Possibilitease" |
| On Sun Mar 22, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Amazing Fact: 100% of people who won the lottery, have purchased at least one lottery ticket." |
| On Sat Mar 21, 2009 » AlienZeD said "It's never too early and never too late, so long as you are alive." |
| On Mon Feb 16, 2009 » AlienZeD said "I am what I do." |
| On Sat Dec 13, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Psydraulix: Exceeding Expectations since 2002" |
| On Mon Dec 1, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Success is a journey, not a destination." |
| On Mon Nov 24, 2008 » AlienZeD said "To everyone else, it's not why you did it, but what you did that matters." |
| On Sun Nov 9, 2008 » AlienZeD said "The future just passed us by. There it went again! :0" |
| On Tue Oct 7, 2008 » AlienZeD said "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." |
| On Fri Aug 29, 2008 » AlienZeD said "An earthquake wiped out the entire nation of Etch-A-Sketchistan today" |
| On Wed Aug 20, 2008 » AlienZeD said "I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it!" |
| On Tue Aug 19, 2008 » AlienZeD said "trance parent" |
| On Sun Jul 27, 2008 » AlienZeD said "How do you fertilize a watermelon?" |
| On Wed Jul 23, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Ready, willing and able. (RWA)" |
| On Tue Jul 22, 2008 » AlienZeD said "You only know what others have told you." |
| On Sun Jul 20, 2008 » AlienZeD said "leading pioneers since the beginning" |
| On Wed Jul 9, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Evolve or dissolve." |
| On Fri Apr 18, 2008 » AlienZeD said "never trust lui-meme" |
| On Sun Apr 13, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Pirates is just asian pilates." |
| On Thu Mar 20, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Merry seXmas" |
| On Wed Feb 27, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." |
| On Wed Jan 9, 2008 » AlienZeD said "I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts." |
| On Mon Jan 7, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" |
| On Thu Dec 13, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Look! Duck!" |
| On Thu Dec 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "One for the money, two for the hoe." |
| On Wed Dec 5, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Living within the confines of freedom." |
| On Thu Nov 29, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If global warming heats the earth, why don't we just bring cool back?" |
| On Tue Nov 27, 2007 » AlienZeD said "sex is fucked" |
| On Thu Nov 22, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power." |
| On Wed Nov 7, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Don't worry about the past, learn from it." |
| On Tue Nov 6, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If you can't tell it's fake, it's all good." |
| On Fri Nov 2, 2007 » AlienZeD said "My bed's broken, can I sleep in yours?" |
| On Tue Oct 30, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Hey baby, care to be the canvas to my paint brush?" |
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