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 | On Sat May 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Live life like no one is watching you dance... or dance like you're not living... NEVERMIND!" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "it wasn't me." |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Fee Fy Fo Fum I'm gonna get sum" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It is funny how 'taxing' means both a legal and an illegal thing. While both meanings result in the exact same thing." |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "How many dumb blondes jokes exist? One. The rest aren't jokes." |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "i dont like using lube,i enjoy spitting on them too much *stolen" |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said ""Inner orgasm, is that anything like inner tennis or golf? No, not really."" |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "We are born cold, wet and hungry... then things get worse." |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Why is it called Tourist season if we can't shoot at them?" |
| On Tue May 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Life stops sucking right when you need it to suck harder than it's ever sucked before.
btw pity rhymes with shitty" |
| On Tue May 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "ZOMBO.COM" |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A doctor a day keeps the apples away." |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "MIco: "Let the coruption begin!"" |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Blessed is he who sneezes." |
| On Sat Apr 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyowzer" |
| On Fri Apr 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I fell in love with a girl once: so she dumped me." |
| On Fri Apr 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "For every sprinkle that I find, I shall Kill You." |
| On Wed Apr 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I'm bitch James Rick!" |
| On Mon Apr 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "the trick is to stop breathing..." |
| On Wed Apr 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Betcha can't eat just once!" |
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