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 | On Wed May 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Meal Idea: Vodka, Orange Juice and lots of Grenadine." |
| On Wed May 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "May you all burn a fiery spliff of righteousness." |
| On Wed May 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Fly me to the moon" |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Lubricant cums in your handy." |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Love is like breathing after having held your breath while swimming underwater." |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "One line is one line too many." |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Love is a time bomb. The explosion can be good or bad/firecracker or atomic." |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "YOh Ho ho and a bottle of rum." |
| On Mon May 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" |
| On Sun May 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Sentenced to death ain't that bad, we've already been sentenced to life!" |
| On Sun May 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Don't touch me there... aim sexy-er." |
| On Fri May 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Live like a candle burning at both ends" |
| On Fri May 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I aint racist, I have a color tv (oldie but goodie)" |
| On Thu May 19, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." |
| On Thu May 19, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Sometimes I get depressed and everything goes dark. So I start breathing again." |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Watch tv..." |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "May you live every day of your life." |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Weird, the same thing happened to... except it was 2pm, summer, and I was asleep" |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "That's not funny! It's true!" |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "TITS: Try Invigorating Transdimensional Substances" |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Nothing makes sense except senselesness. See I proved my point." |
| On Sun May 15, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Or a milkshake on your T-Shirt." |
| On Sat May 14, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The only thing you can depend on is independance." |
| On Sat May 14, 2005 » AlienZeD said "IT'S A BOY!!" |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I also would like what she wants. I hope it's good!" |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Regardless, all your times are belong to US!" |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y." |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Take. Off. My. Belt." |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "it's 'Boitano' asshole!" |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "He'd make a plan and he'd follow through! hehe" |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Life is like a box of chocolates: it's only good if there's something left for you." |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A journey consists of more than just a beginning and an end; it is each step you take along the way that lead you to your destination. Step wisely" |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said "She's very open minded... what is your point mister!?" |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Eleventy Seven?! Sounds like 7/11 has some competition! But will they sell me beer!?" |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said ""The purpose of life is a life of purpose."" |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Is one word really one word?" |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » AlienZeD said ""Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."" |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said ""Love is friendship set on fire." Explains why most of them burn out." |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Relationships make you a vampire... breaking up is a stake through the heart." |
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