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 | On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » AlienZeD said "What's your name? Nevermind, wanna fuck?" |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » AlienZeD said "There's no such thing as reality. Really!" |
| On Mon Jun 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I am SO sick of disorientation." |
| On Sun Jun 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "What's left when there's nothing? Everything else." |
| On Sat Jun 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said "What's better than a cold beer on a hot day? Hot Sex on a cold day." |
| On Fri Jun 10, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Wisdom > Intelligence" |
| On Thu Jun 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If it seems inhumane. Consider that humans invented the concept." |
| On Wed Jun 8, 2005 » AlienZeD said "On top of spaghetti...." |
| On Wed Jun 8, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If I were the Titanic I would go down on you!" |
| On Wed Jun 8, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Talking speaks for itself." |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Life is work. Best be getting paid." |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It should be known that for guys, that feeling is more similar to dental surgery than something good." |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Torn" |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Independance" |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Cruel Cruel Loneliness. The deeper you fall, the further hope seems." |
| On Mon Jun 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I hate being the middle when neither side loves me completely" |
| On Mon Jun 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "About time! They got some sidewalks a couple years back too." |
| On Sun Jun 5, 2005 » AlienZeD said "What about victory retirement?" |
| On Sun Jun 5, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Mico! This is the ONE line section." |
| On Sun Jun 5, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Amen." |
| On Fri Jun 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Girls are crazy and guys are stupid." |
| On Thu Jun 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Some times it's worse WHEN girls listen. Their creativity gets the best of them... Wait no, the worse." |
| On Thu Jun 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Men Don't Care About Themselves, but we'd fight to the death for a certain woman." |
| On Thu Jun 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Graceful reply to my subtle one line. I replaced 'with' with 'in' and no one was the wiser." |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Stuck in the middle of you ;)" |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Never drink tea from the root of all evil." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "And the stupid think escape was created for keyboards." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I am a robot." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Money is evil." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Hitler was just a little bit before his time. By before his time I mean still alive when he should have been dead." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It's evolution. Get used to it or get used by it. You control your destiny" |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "keep busy" |
| On Mon May 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "So you're saying all men need to treat women like charming playthings?" |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Beautiful people not sharing their body is EXACTLY like rich people not sharing their money." |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Most people can't tell between selffishness and selflessness." |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "No matter how much you love and are loved by someone. They can still get hit by a bus. Take nothing for granted." |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Well it's not quite a mop, and not quite a muppet. But mannnnn........ anyway to answer your question, I don't know." |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Thinking is so overrated." |
| On Thu May 26, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The rain is cold, wet and makes the day ugly. Without the rain we wouldn't be alive to complain about it." |
| On Thu May 26, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I do." |
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