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 | On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you don't like my fire" |
| On Mon Aug 1, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Life is gorgeous" |
| On Fri Jul 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "hahahahahhahiihihihihihihiih.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #$$@%" |
| On Thu Jul 28, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I've used up all my sick days. Tomorrow I'm calling in Dead." |
| On Tue Jul 26, 2005 » AlienZeD said "wanna go for a jog? bring your knife, everyone knows you run faster with a knife." |
| On Mon Jul 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said ""Rainbow to the stars." Wait a minute... are astronauts gay?" |
| On Sat Jul 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you SUCK in bed I won't fear your love. hehe" |
| On Sat Jul 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It'll cost ya!" |
| On Sat Jul 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you fear love it's because you suck in bed! hehehe" |
| On Thu Jul 21, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I didn't ask to be born!" |
| On Wed Jul 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Better is relative whereas Best is subjective." |
| On Mon Jul 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Optically the closer the grass, the greener it would be. But mine is always super orange so what do I know?!" |
| On Sat Jul 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Mr. T likes it Brisk!... Ice T!! Foo" |
| On Fri Jul 15, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Oh dear." |
| On Tue Jul 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "true dat" |
| On Mon Jul 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Let go" |
| On Sat Jul 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "T J Manly says 'allllllright'!" |
| On Sat Jul 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Somebody stole the remote. And I think somebody stole the kegs. Also I think I've been shot. Yep." |
| On Fri Jul 1, 2005 » AlienZeD said "People like people who do things." |
| On Thu Jun 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "As far as Mother Nature goes. I'm a mama's boy." |
| On Wed Jun 29, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you know what you're doing, you'll do." |
| On Tue Jun 28, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Last Modified On 2005-05-10" |
| On Tue Jun 28, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you've done everything right, no one will know you've done anything at all." |
| On Mon Jun 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Stop waiting for the weekend. Life is NOW!!!" |
| On Mon Jun 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "All rise in the Electric Church" |
| On Sun Jun 26, 2005 » AlienZeD said "How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?" |
| On Sat Jun 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If time is the enemy. Space is the challenge." |
| On Sat Jun 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Space represents the undiscovered. Life represents the unknown." |
| On Thu Jun 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Take everything for granted. Live like there's no yesterday!" |
| On Thu Jun 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You are forgiven my son. For only 29.99$!!!!!" |
| On Wed Jun 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A second chance isn't something you'd want to pay for. You wouldn't win, the money would." |
| On Wed Jun 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Life's a bitch, because you treat it that way." |
| On Tue Jun 21, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Perception is our confusion. Existence is there whether you perceive it or not. I.E. A rock exists... but doesn't question its existence." |
| On Mon Jun 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It's only you" |
| On Sat Jun 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Unconditional love is my weakness" |
| On Fri Jun 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Hope for the best and expect nothing knowing you will learn no matter the outcome." |
| On Fri Jun 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Some body should invent basebowling." |
| On Thu Jun 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Man it's foggy out! Or smokey in... not sure" |
| On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » AlienZeD said "'cause I've got more stuff." |
| On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I feel like breakfast... But i look more like lunch." |
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