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| On Tue Oct 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I couldn't even think to begin questioning that knowledge."  | 
| On Fri Sep 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"  | 
| On Fri Sep 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you love someone, you're useful. If someone loves you, you are important."  | 
| On Tue Sep 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I don't not know no knowledge."  | 
| On Tue Sep 27, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Free as a bird"  | 
| On Sun Sep 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Step by step"  | 
| On Sun Sep 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Happy 4:20!!"  | 
| On Sat Sep 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Waste your time on anything worth your time."  | 
| On Thu Sep 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!"  | 
| On Thu Sep 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "There's a fine line between being selfish and being realistic."  | 
| On Wed Sep 21, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Depends, what's in it for me?"  | 
| On Tue Sep 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Getting fucked up is easy! Being sober and in good health is a challenge requiring hours of exercise, good nutrition and a balanced lifestyle. I've always enjoyed a challenge."  | 
| On Tue Sep 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The truth is I love learning."  | 
| On Mon Sep 19, 2005 » AlienZeD said "When I find my piece of mind, I'm gonna give you some of my good time."  | 
| On Sun Sep 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I fact therefore I am."  | 
| On Sat Sep 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Bust a move while I groove on booze."  | 
| On Fri Sep 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "And stay out!"  | 
| On Thu Sep 15, 2005 » AlienZeD said "To be 18 forever..."  | 
| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. -Henry Ford"  | 
| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You have to be brilliant to recognize genius."  | 
| On Tue Sep 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Shut up! I love you."  | 
| On Mon Sep 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Truth!"  | 
| On Sun Sep 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A man with a perfect life has nothing to look forward to."  | 
| On Sat Sep 10, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Halloween is coming!!!"  | 
| On Fri Sep 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Never listen to the voices in your head, they're all biased."  | 
| On Fri Sep 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Where's the cream filling?"  | 
| On Fri Sep 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Nana nana nana nana Nana nana nana nana BATMAN!"  | 
| On Wed Sep 7, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Change is the only consistent thing in life."  | 
| On Tue Sep 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I've been in love with the same woman for years. If my girlfriend ever finds out, she'll kill me!"  | 
| On Tue Sep 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Fear the penguin!! (I apologize for the random outburst. FEAR HIM!!!)"  | 
| On Mon Sep 5, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I live for the things I'd die for."  | 
| On Mon Sep 5, 2005 » AlienZeD said "-Jack Johnson"  | 
| On Sun Sep 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Alcohol is graet!"  | 
| On Sat Sep 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Location Location Location"  | 
| On Sat Sep 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "They say I'm wanted dead or alive... but they'll never get me alive."  | 
| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Wha-What?"  | 
| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Bungee jumping is the best part of flying.... forgetting to fall."  | 
| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Are black girls niggahs too? Or is that what a jiggah is?"  | 
| On Thu Sep 1, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Why bother? Well, why not?"  | 
| On Wed Aug 31, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Then there's the special kind of girl who gets a firm grip  and never lets go."  | 
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