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| On Tue Sep 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Expectations create dependance."  | 
| On Tue Sep 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Nothing beats it!"  | 
| On Mon Sep 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "2"  | 
| On Mon Sep 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Love is my second favorite thing, my first favorite thing is you!"  | 
| On Fri Sep 8, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Retardded"  | 
| On Thu Sep 7, 2006 » AlienZeD said "There's no such thing as rape. Girls prefer it that way and guys... are guys."  | 
| On Thu Sep 7, 2006 » AlienZeD said "God gave us hope to live, forever. Life gives us a reason to live at all."  | 
| On Wed Sep 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Momma says know you out."  | 
| On Wed Sep 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Didn't your mother tell you not to see with your mouth full! wait..."  | 
| On Tue Sep 5, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I see the world in your eyes"  | 
| On Tue Sep 5, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Love and hate to procreate"  | 
| On Sat Sep 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Second place is the first loser."  | 
| On Sat Sep 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The girl of my dreams seems boring compared to who I met last night."  | 
| On Fri Sep 1, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Chugging water solves everything :P"  | 
| On Fri Sep 1, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I fell in love tonight."  | 
| On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I will not stop the plane, because you're Hitler!"  | 
| On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Pain"  | 
| On Wed Aug 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "What is Love Actually?"  | 
| On Mon Aug 28, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Girls are like buses... loud and they never come on time. (kiding of course)"  | 
| On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "It's ok. Everyone's parents die."  | 
| On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Death doesn't pay."  | 
| On Fri Aug 25, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Bon cop, Bad cop (awesome movie)"  | 
| On Thu Aug 24, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Time and space are so overrated"  | 
| On Tue Aug 22, 2006 » AlienZeD said "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King Jr."  | 
| On Sun Aug 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "69!"  | 
| On Fri Aug 18, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals."  | 
| On Thu Aug 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Some people blame all their problems on drugs. Drugs never asked to be smoked!"  | 
| On Thu Aug 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The key to everlasting happiness  ^_^"  | 
| On Mon Aug 14, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Always Late But Worth The Wait"  | 
| On Sun Aug 13, 2006 » AlienZeD said "So like we're going to space?!"  | 
| On Sat Aug 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Crash and Burn"  | 
| On Fri Aug 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'm done."  | 
| On Fri Aug 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'll never forget you."  | 
| On Wed Aug 9, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Somebody stop me!"  | 
| On Tue Aug 8, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Beware! Global Dimming is the latest apocalypse."  | 
| On Mon Aug 7, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Look Momy! A whore!"  | 
| On Sun Aug 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "There's something about the way she looked at me...  some kind of primal hunger."  | 
| On Fri Aug 4, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I am not being negative."  | 
| On Wed Aug 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Happy Tomorrow!"  | 
| On Tue Aug 1, 2006 » AlienZeD said "As human beings, we are forced into the race to accomplish what we've been told should be our goals."  | 
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