 | eugene may look like he's good with a lot of things but if you stop and think for a second, does it make sense that ONE person alone is capable of all that? Like, come on, he makes trippy happy hardcore tracks, flash ravers that get shoot by thugs, a frame by frame robot that grooves with Mr. Vain and he raves. "look at me look at me i'm raving i'm raving!". so. i've come up with two theories. one is that eugene has powers and only pretends to be a regular guy. my second guess is that he kidnapped an army of ravers he brainwashed with speedcore and is feeding them with glow stick juice that slowly transforms them into loyal minions that see him as the all mighty rave master and they do all the work and then he takes credit for it. and what does eugene do all day? he sits, crying and wondering about his grass, wishing it was emo so it would cut itself... |
