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Nuclear's Profile - Oneliners
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On Sat 9 Jun, 2012 » Nuclear said
"As long as authority exists rebellion will follow."
On Fri 6 May, 2011 » Nuclear said
"The bicycle is a parody of a wheeled vehicle—a donkey cart without the cart, where you do the work of the donkey."
On Sun 12 Dec, 2010 » Nuclear said
"If true freedom were readily available and could be found without great effort, how is it possible that it should be neglected by almost everyone? But all things excellent are as difficult as they are rare."
On Mon 6 Dec, 2010 » Nuclear said
"Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion and liberation of the human body from the coercion of property; liberation from the shackles and restraint of government. It stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals…"
On Tue 2 Nov, 2010 » Nuclear said
"roses are red, pickles are green, i like your legs, and what's in between..."
On Tue 19 Oct, 2010 » Nuclear said
"Welcome to the land of the free... where big business is free to fuck you in the ass at will."
On Tue 29 Jun, 2010 » Nuclear said
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something"
On Tue 23 Mar, 2010 » Nuclear said
"The penis is the most sexual object. Freud had it straight on with penis envy. Any girl that doesn't like giving head is just denying her primordial desire."
On Wed 17 Mar, 2010 » Nuclear said
"The only thing the remains constant is CHANGE."
On Sun 15 Nov, 2009 » Nuclear said
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
On Tue 3 Nov, 2009 » Nuclear said
"Whatever happend to sex drugs rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno!"
On Wed 21 Oct, 2009 » Nuclear said
"Drugs Happen - Antonino"
On Thu 8 Oct, 2009 » Nuclear said
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it."
On Thu 23 Jul, 2009 » Nuclear said
"Candy kids rock, cause when they're all cracked out and skinny they make your dick look huge..."
On Wed 29 Apr, 2009 » Nuclear said
"War is not about dying for your country, it's about making the other son of a bitch die for his"
On Mon 5 Jan, 2009 » Nuclear said
""Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.” - Albert Einstein"
On Fri 2 Jan, 2009 » Nuclear said
"People often ask "If there is no afterlife, what is the purpose of this life?" - But wouldn't it make more sense to ask "If there is an afterlife, what is the purpose of this life?""
On Mon 15 Dec, 2008 » Nuclear said
"You Are What You Eat!"
On Sun 14 Dec, 2008 » Nuclear said
"As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs."
On Fri 18 Jul, 2008 » Nuclear said
"1+1= a window"
On Fri 20 Jun, 2008 » Nuclear said
"oneliner!"
On Mon 12 May, 2008 » Nuclear said
"is my psychotherapist a rapist?"
On Sat 1 Mar, 2008 » Nuclear said
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"
On Sun 10 Feb, 2008 » Nuclear said
"No one should ever work. Workers of the world... *relax*!"
On Thu 24 Jan, 2008 » Nuclear said
"I am no better than you, but I am trying to be better than me."
On Fri 11 Jan, 2008 » Nuclear said
"Why anybody would want to do drugs when there are computers available is a mystery to me - Bob Bickford"
On Mon 19 Nov, 2007 » Nuclear said
"HIGH on STRESS!"
On Thu 15 Nov, 2007 » Nuclear said
"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."
On Thu 8 Nov, 2007 » Nuclear said
"Beauty fades; but dumb is forever!"
On Thu 26 Oct, 2006 » Nuclear said
"Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say 'Let there be light' he first had to tell her to get her big fat ass out of the way."
On Sat 21 Oct, 2006 » Nuclear said
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
On Tue 17 Oct, 2006 » Nuclear said
"P.E.T.A. = People Eating Tasty Animals"
On Sat 7 Oct, 2006 » Nuclear said
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
On Mon 2 Oct, 2006 » Nuclear said
"If she gives you too much trouble, find yourself a younger one..."
On Fri 8 Sep, 2006 » Nuclear said
"Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."
On Sat 26 Aug, 2006 » Nuclear said
"Hiram's Law: If you consult enough experts you can confirm any opinion."
On Thu 20 Jul, 2006 » Nuclear said
"Oneliners rule ;)"
On Sun 5 Mar, 2006 » Nuclear said
"Vigina"
On Mon 12 Dec, 2005 » Nuclear said
"Life is fast Live it slow."
On Fri 28 Oct, 2005 » Nuclear said
"Maybe it would be better if we slept together...."
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