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On Tue 8 Jan, 2008 » Zz.ee.vV said "And then there was LIGHT!... after I've flipped the switch :)" |
On Wed 3 Oct, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "how true." |
On Tue 11 Sep, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "1000101." |
On Thu 30 Aug, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "!" |
On Sun 8 Jul, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "Matishyahu rocks. That is all." |
On Thu 28 Jun, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "No matter what anyone tells you, life is EASY and FUN :P" |
On Tue 12 Jun, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "1." |
On Wed 18 Apr, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "Karma is a sweetheart to the wise and a bitch to the worthless >:)" |
On Sat 17 Mar, 2007 » Zz.ee.vV said "DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK *hiccup* GAWDammit how do you stop these things" |
On Thu 12 Oct, 2006 » Zz.ee.vV said "you might discover its easy to allow yourself to relax when you relax without thinking about relaxing relaxation of the relaxed kind now." |
On Wed 2 Mar, 2005 » Zz.ee.vV said "You OD'd now you're hooked up to an intravenous
It's a minor inconvenience, from the hospital bed you'll suck penis" |
On Thu 9 Sep, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "lung captain puff {°°° in Niger} hahah omagafd...black people ! Fwété Fwété décalé- says:
hqhqhq fukn zikkid i cunt zqiit" |
On Thu 10 Jun, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "and a funny one at that" |
On Fri 28 May, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "OUCH. :)" |
On Mon 24 May, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "When I piss I don't miss." |
On Thu 20 May, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "LOL @ Matt's response to Jeff (screenshot worthy)" |
On Wed 19 May, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "extreme piercings: anal probe in your earlobe" |
On Sat 7 Feb, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "Be smart. Be cool. Don't fart in school." |
On Wed 21 Jan, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "today is an awesome fuckin day." |
On Mon 5 Jan, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "which mind, upper or lower? :)" |
On Mon 5 Jan, 2004 » Zz.ee.vV said "blah..." |
On Thu 13 Nov, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "shit its late." |
On Wed 12 Nov, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "b00yaka" |
On Mon 3 Nov, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "woot." |
On Wed 22 Oct, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "hahaha Dino i see my icon is already generating responses" |
On Mon 13 Oct, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "bop" |
On Thu 25 Sep, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "or boredom" |
On Wed 24 Sep, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "According to chelsea im lame cuz i think im cool.. using that logic, to be cool is to think you are lame" |
On Wed 24 Sep, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "if so, it was even weaker =)" |
On Wed 24 Sep, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "hehe chelsea that was weak.. ..WEAK! :)" |
On Wed 24 Sep, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "for some reason chelseas ravewave icons make me think of swimming pool" |
On Mon 17 Mar, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "i want the new reason... isnt it like 10 cds or something" |
On Sun 16 Mar, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "(_!_)~(_o_)~(_(_)~(_)_)~(_:_)" |
On Thu 13 Mar, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "Your little lungs is too small to hot box with God" |
On Thu 6 Mar, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "nice ass" |
On Sat 18 Jan, 2003 » Zz.ee.vV said "which means you care" |
On Mon 9 Dec, 2002 » Zz.ee.vV said "nothing less than butterflies i tell ya. nothing less! ......... noone ever suspects the butterfly..." |
On Sat 7 Dec, 2002 » Zz.ee.vV said "soup generator, tap regulator, run around the bathtub like an alligator. serial masturbator, couch potato, readin' plato." |
On Fri 29 Nov, 2002 » Zz.ee.vV said ".... and she didn't even call. she just disappeared. how typical." |
On Thu 14 Nov, 2002 » Zz.ee.vV said ""is there a tickled pink in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me?"" |
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