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On Sat 7 Jan, 2006 » Smile said "Bagels are good" |
On Tue 6 Dec, 2005 » Smile said "There's nothing you can do to make me untrue to my pooh,...(my pooh)...... he may not be a movie star but when it come to being stinky, we are! There's not a diaper today, who could tear me away, from my pooh...." |
On Wed 23 Nov, 2005 » Smile said "SNOW IS COLD" |
On Wed 23 Nov, 2005 » Smile said "Nice men become our bitches, mean men are bitches" |
On Sat 19 Nov, 2005 » Smile said "I actually don't want school to end... it makes me sad to say goodbye. Screw christmas break! Nerds reunite!" |
On Wed 16 Nov, 2005 » Smile said "That's a mighty large surf board u got there..." |
On Mon 17 Oct, 2005 » Smile said "Concentration requires Silence" |
On Mon 10 Oct, 2005 » Smile said "I have Post Nasal Drip" |
On Fri 30 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood" |
On Sun 25 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "Hello!" |
On Thu 22 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "I Like Life. I Love Life. I Live Life. (Like + Love = Live... get it?)" |
On Tue 20 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "Does Selfless love truely exist?" |
On Mon 19 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "We must share the happiness that we feel. It's a gift." |
On Sat 17 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "I'm bloated." |
On Wed 14 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "I was born in the Wrong Generation" |
On Sun 11 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "Summer'll Never End!" |
On Fri 9 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "In your Doughnut" |
On Thu 8 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "Girls never poop. Nope. They never fart either." |
On Mon 5 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "Safety Pins are the Cure for Everything" |
On Sun 4 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "I don't know about you guys... but every time I drink alcohol I end up feeling kind of funny... and I always end up in some stranger's bed..." |
On Sun 4 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "The other other dead meat" |
On Fri 2 Sep, 2005 » Smile said "I like monkeys... I like swinging too... but what I enjoy most is flying in mid air before grabbing the next branch, Oh, and eating and sleeping and all that necessary stuff." |
On Mon 29 Aug, 2005 » Smile said "This ain't no advertisin' place sonny, this here is the oneliners!" |
On Fri 26 Aug, 2005 » Smile said "Mike should get an award for all of his Oneliners... *Hands Mike the Oneliner Award* *clap clap*" |
On Tue 23 Aug, 2005 » Smile said "I have a crush on Dumbledor..." |
On Sat 23 Jul, 2005 » Smile said "If you suck in bed it's because you fear love ;)" |
On Fri 1 Jul, 2005 » Smile said "I was eating some Sea Poup as I was tying my Shucky Loolace" |
On Thu 30 Jun, 2005 » Smile said "Mex is Sessy and my Bags are too Panty (oh the joy of spoonerisms)" |
On Wed 11 May, 2005 » Smile said "The Feeling of Flying is Liberating, Yet the Potential of Falling is Intimidating" |
On Mon 9 May, 2005 » Smile said "Life is Beautiful." |
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