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On Sat 7 Jan, 2006 » Smile said
"Bagels are good"
On Tue 6 Dec, 2005 » Smile said
"There's nothing you can do to make me untrue to my pooh,...(my pooh)...... he may not be a movie star but when it come to being stinky, we are! There's not a diaper today, who could tear me away, from my pooh...."
On Wed 23 Nov, 2005 » Smile said
"SNOW IS COLD"
On Wed 23 Nov, 2005 » Smile said
"Nice men become our bitches, mean men are bitches"
On Sat 19 Nov, 2005 » Smile said
"I actually don't want school to end... it makes me sad to say goodbye. Screw christmas break! Nerds reunite!"
On Wed 16 Nov, 2005 » Smile said
"That's a mighty large surf board u got there..."
On Mon 17 Oct, 2005 » Smile said
"Concentration requires Silence"
On Mon 10 Oct, 2005 » Smile said
"I have Post Nasal Drip"
On Fri 30 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
On Sun 25 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"Hello!"
On Thu 22 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"I Like Life. I Love Life. I Live Life. (Like + Love = Live... get it?)"
On Tue 20 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"Does Selfless love truely exist?"
On Mon 19 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"We must share the happiness that we feel. It's a gift."
On Sat 17 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"I'm bloated."
On Wed 14 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"I was born in the Wrong Generation"
On Sun 11 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"Summer'll Never End!"
On Fri 9 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"In your Doughnut"
On Thu 8 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"Girls never poop. Nope. They never fart either."
On Mon 5 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"Safety Pins are the Cure for Everything"
On Sun 4 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"I don't know about you guys... but every time I drink alcohol I end up feeling kind of funny... and I always end up in some stranger's bed..."
On Sun 4 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"The other other dead meat"
On Fri 2 Sep, 2005 » Smile said
"I like monkeys... I like swinging too... but what I enjoy most is flying in mid air before grabbing the next branch, Oh, and eating and sleeping and all that necessary stuff."
On Mon 29 Aug, 2005 » Smile said
"This ain't no advertisin' place sonny, this here is the oneliners!"
On Fri 26 Aug, 2005 » Smile said
"Mike should get an award for all of his Oneliners... *Hands Mike the Oneliner Award* *clap clap*"
On Tue 23 Aug, 2005 » Smile said
"I have a crush on Dumbledor..."
On Sat 23 Jul, 2005 » Smile said
"If you suck in bed it's because you fear love ;)"
On Fri 1 Jul, 2005 » Smile said
"I was eating some Sea Poup as I was tying my Shucky Loolace"
On Thu 30 Jun, 2005 » Smile said
"Mex is Sessy and my Bags are too Panty (oh the joy of spoonerisms)"
On Wed 11 May, 2005 » Smile said
"The Feeling of Flying is Liberating, Yet the Potential of Falling is Intimidating"
On Mon 9 May, 2005 » Smile said
"Life is Beautiful."
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